[i]thr lego king dips his head in under the door frame and walks inside. He sits at a circular table surrounded by bar stools.
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“ you got any hot wings here?”
English
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“Yeah.” Blaze says
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“Nice. Can I get some with buffalo sauce?”
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“Yeah....” Blaze leaves, then comes back with your food.
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“Hey can you give me a few pointers? I’m pretty new to offtopic”
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“Oh uh....like what?”
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“Well I don’t know, like who to avoid, secret codes, how to join secret cults, that kind of thing”
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“Oh uh.....where to start.....”
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“At the beginning?”
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“Well....I don’t know of any secret cults or handshakes or anything for starters.”
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“Aw man I always wanted magical powers” [i]the lego king has magical powers already, being able to summon and control lego brand bricks with his mind (but none of that mega blocks crap)[/i]
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“Well uh.....you’ll find something eventually.”
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“Alright. Well thanks for the wings! How much do they cost?”
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“Ten bucks.”
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“Do you accept credits and or gold and or uranium and or plutonium and or thorium and or silver?”
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“All of them.”
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“ nice.” [i]he pulls out a small burlap bag and pulls out a little bit of uranium.[/i] “This was in a bomb that almost incinerated me”
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Blaze slips it into a small bag. “Thanks.”
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“Well bye I guess”
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“See ya!” Blaze smiles, revealing fangs.
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“Bye >insert Dracula joke here<“