Wow, Bop's life is pretty cheap nowadays.
Hey Blaze, can i get a coffee?
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“Yup!” Blaze hands you one.
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*i hand the coffee back to you* Here, you look like you could use this
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“I’ll be fine, I can make my own.” I hand it back.
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You sure? It looks pretty good. And i don't even like coffee...
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“Then why order it?”
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Well I- I actually don't know. Besides, you looked like you could use it.
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“It’s fine.”
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It makes a pretty good smelly candle, even though its not really a candle. So, seen any suspicious critters lately?
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“Nope.”
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That's a good sign, it means they've been scared off... Or its a really bad sign and it means they're digging in. It's really whatever way you want to look at it.
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“Let’s hope it’s good....”
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*I raise the coffee into the air* Yes! To hoping the furries and the funkies will one day get along! *i take a hearty swig out of the beverage* Ack! Euugh! Gah, who in the universe thinks drinking hot bean juice is a good idea!!
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“Me now. What I’ve been working on is tiring.”
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Ooh, do tell me about it!
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"What do you mean that's cheap? That's like 400,000,000 Gil!"
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3000 dollars? I couldn't even get a decent starship, even in this economy! See, 1000 dollars can buy you a muscly guy, but if you want a [i]reeeaaallly[/i] muscly guy, you're going to have to raise the price.
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Or 100,000,000 souls in Xyun’s terms
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A soul is only worth 1 cent? Xyun must be hungry allll the time.
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“No, 1 soul is 50 dollars and 1/8th of a full day of energy.”
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Holy crap, i didn't realize souls were so expensive!
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Then there’s grand souls, just one of the, sells for 100 million dollars. But Xyun doesn’t need to eat souls anymore, see my chat with Blaze for more info
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Tell me, on estimate, how many souls has Xee-on eaten?
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*X(j)un (pronounces like June, or you could just call her Juniper In total? “10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000........ 1 followed by a trillion zeros”
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Ok, so technically all of those souls are in Xjun, right? So if somebody kills her, then they can cross mass genocide off their bucket list? You know, i have a cousin named juniper berry. She's pretty chill, but her brother, blackberry? Now he's got something wrong with him.
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Ok, enough with the jokes, and what you just said there was wrong, when Xyun consumes a soul, it no longer exists, at all. She has varying methods of consuming souls, some of them are very unorthodox and strange to say the least.