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7/8/2020 2:05:12 AM
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“Sure!”
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Edited by Nightmare Tune: 7/8/2020 2:10:41 AMThanks!
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So, uh, have you been redecorating? Place seems a bit different since i was last here.
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“Oh, just moved that plant from the corner to on the bar.”
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That's all? Huh, maybe i just haven't gotten enough sleep today.
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“Maybe, lots of people have been asking the same thing though.”
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Hmmm.... That's it, i'm getting down to the bottom of this mystery. *i start staring intently at a wall*
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It’s a pretty neat looking wall! “Uhh......”
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Wow, that is probably the neatest wall that has ever neated. Honestly, it's waaaaayyyy better than that wall, which is like totally less neat. Just look at the grains on that wood! Disgusting! Now go back to the other wall, and the grains are like a hundred times better. Wait... Is that a watermark on the ceiling?[i]HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING PLUMBING ISSUES?????????[/i]
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“What? No!”
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It's ok Blaze, i'm used to going in the outdoors. Your plumbing issue secret is safe with me.
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“Wha?” He sighs.
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Now, let's examine these clues: inconsistent wall quality, plumbing issues, and mysterious plant that appeared out of thin air. Hmph. What could those things possibly have in common? *i put on my special Sherlock hat* This can only mean one thing...
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“Um......total eclipse of the sun?”
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Don't be stupid, man! Now, i don't want to scare you, but there is a vary scary and very dangerous entity that has inhabited this bar...
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“What?!”
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[i]The Coalition of Furry Frens is here!![/i]
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“.......what?”
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Oh, you've never heard of them? The Coalition of Furry Frens is a secret society made up of the few animals blessed, or cursed, with intelligence greater than that of a human. Nobody knows what they want or who they are, but only fools know of them without fearing them. By the looks of things here, they've sent their top operatives: frog, woodpecker, and rabbit. That guy that delivered that plant here? I wouldn't be surprised if he or she just [i]happens[/i] to take care of a cute little bunny. It's their signature trick: they worm their way into our lives with puppy dog eyes and irresistable cuteness, but then they rip your heart out with betrayal. I wouldn't trust any cute little creatures that wander in anytime soon.
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“Huh.”
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Huh is right. Last time i had a run-in with them, i- Actually, i might be thinking of the Coalition of Funky Frens. The Furry Frens aren't that bad, but you won't want to get in between their centuries-long feud. Don't tell anybody i said this, but you know Smoky the Bear? Well, he's actually part of the Furry Frens, who is using humans to prevent the Funky Frens from manipulating humans into destroying animal habitats, which are actually just Furry Fren hideouts.
