[quote][quote]>Hey guys! It’s been a while I’m sorry...I’ve had a lot going on IRL but that’s no excuse! So now is as good a time as ever...so let’s get battling!
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> Now, here is how this is going to work...
1. If you are interested in joining the Dojo you will reply to this post.
2. Anyone can then comment on your reply with a challenge.
3. Once challenged you will enter an RP battle with the challenger, it is the challenger’s choice on how the battle will go. (Using dice, hit points, just freestyle, etc.)
4. At any point during the battle the challenger can chose to forfeit and give the win to the opposing user.
>So if anyone wishes to continue staying in my Dojo, they must follow the few rules I have set.
1. No arguing over battles. If you two can’t decide who won, or are just being a salty loser, I will step in and make the final decision.
2. No useless insults. This Dojo is a respectful place for honing ones skills, I will not tolerate toxicity.
3. You can only reply to the master post once, doing so more then once will get you disqualified.
4. My decision is final in all circumstances regarding the Dojo.
>If you can follow these rules we should be fine!
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*You hear distant rumbling as the large, wooden doors of the Dojo swing open*
>I now welcome you all once more, to the [b]OffTopic Dojo[/b]! Let the fights, commence!!![/quote][/quote]
A child walks through the doors to the Dojo.
Spinning his yo-yo, he smiles smugly.
“I challenge the OP.”
He laughs viciously.
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I report the creepy old man for pretending to be a child online.
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[quote]I report the creepy old man for pretending to be a child online.[/quote] I report the boomer for illegal activity. Of which being slander. You are welcome.
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Reported for harassment.
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Edited by The Dragon: 6/1/2020 4:42:24 AM[quote]Reported for harassment.[/quote] And I have also now reported you for harassment. You being the one slinging insults, slander, and promoting violence. Perhaps if you put an end to your cavalier edgy remarks, then perhaps you would be more respectable. Be respectful, Nil.
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You have been following me around harassing and insulting me for like two years now. And why? Because I called you out for doing the same to others. You have zero moral high ground to stand upon.
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[quote]You have been following me around harassing and insulting me for like two years now. And why? Because I called you out for doing the same to others. You have zero moral high ground to stand upon.[/quote] Again, you conflate an opportunist (myself) as your follower. That is the essence of conceit. When you say things worthy of criticism, I criticize and move on. When you have said things worthy of being commended, I give you an upvote, and move on. That you believe me to be following you is due to either shortsighted rationale, or narcissism. For this platform operates the same way for every user: you see posts and comments as they come. That you project motive for activities is just that: the projection of your own shadow motives upon someone you hate, because you see something in them that reminds you about something that you dislike about yourself. That is classic, Jungian scapegoating. And finally, that you bring up the concept of moral competition is, yet again, your projection. I had not at all brought up the subject of moral competition or superiority to you. What that indicates is that said concept is what you struggle with, how you judge others, and how you view the world. You see the world as a competition of moral superiority, instead of simply that good and evil are lifestyles that you choose, and that you have the capacity to follow either.
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“You’re not worth my time, get lost.”
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Edited by The Dragon: 6/1/2020 1:14:00 AM[quote]“You’re not worth my time, get lost.”[/quote] “Okay! Since you forfeit, you lose, and I win,” the boy laughs. “I guess you can’t stick to your own rules.”
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“Enjoy your petty victory kid. It will be your last.”
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[quote]“Enjoy your petty victory kid. It will be your last.”[/quote] The boy laughs as he performs perfect yo-yo tricks. “You’re all talk!”
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“All talk? Well, I wouldn’t be opposed to a test then. Who are you kid?”
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[quote]“All talk? Well, I wouldn’t be opposed to a test then. Who are you kid?”[/quote] “Hahaha. I said ‘challenge’, not ‘test’. You’re just gonna have to find out!” The boy continues to perform perfect yo-yo tricks while maintaining eye contact with you, establishing his dominance.
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“A test of skill, I’m ready when you are.” *I draw my staff*
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[quote]“A test of skill, I’m ready when you are.” *I draw my staff*[/quote] The boy maintains eye contact as he performs the “Best Mates” Fortnight Dance.
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“I thought you wanted a fight? If all you want to do is act like a child, you can leave.”
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[quote]“I thought you wanted a fight? If all you want to do is act like a child, you can leave.”[/quote] The boy approaches you as he performs the Turk Dance while maintaining eye contact with you, establishing his dominance. “Come and get me. You scared?”
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“I won’t harm a dancing kid unless provoked. I need physical proof you are going to battle.”
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[quote]“I won’t harm a dancing kid unless provoked. I need physical proof you are going to battle.”[/quote] The boy performs the Electro Shuffle while maintaining eye contact with you, establishing his dominance. “Excuses.”
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*I stand there and wait*
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[quote]*I stand there and wait*[/quote] “Come and get me,” says while provocatively maintaining eye contact with you, asserting his dominance.
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*I wave my hand and a fireball flies in your direction*
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[quote]*I wave my hand and a fireball flies in your direction*[/quote] A green ball of energy surrounds the boy, absorbing the flame. “Delicious.”
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“Hmm?” *I flick my wrist and 3 more fireballs shoot out*
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[quote]“Hmm?” *I flick my wrist and 3 more fireballs shoot out*[/quote] The green energy continues to absorbe the fire.
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“I guess I was right. You are not worth my time.” *I leave*