[quote][Spoiler] inspiwation fwom haiw Hydwa dude, I hope I don't get bant[/Spoiler][Spoiler]viewew discwetion is advised[/Spoiler][Spoiler]why am I doing this[/Spoiler] [quote][b]You come home aftew a wong day at cowwege. Youw pwofessow cussed uu out in cwass fow nut wwiting uuw name on uuw papew. Wight nOwO, uu just feew wike cwying. Not because of a simpwe mistake, but because uu had a huge cwush on uuw pwofessow. Aww uu want fwom him is to see uu as someone fwom da opposite sex. Not some stupid kid who can't wwite a name on hew papew[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: Ugh... Today... I wish I couwd ewase today... [i]*uuw cat mittens weaps into uuw wap*[/i] Muwtipwe Choice: [Spoiler]You pet da cat and snuggwe[/Spoiler][Spoiler][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]YOU -bwam!-ING KNEE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT WITTWE -bwam!-[/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/Spoiler] [quote][b]Aftew deawing with uuw cat, uu decide uu desewve just a night out in da TOwOn -blam!- of Offtopic. You decide to hit up Bwazes Baw, that's whewe uu feew most at home anyways! You boawd da twain and wook at uuw phone. Then aww of a sudden, uu spot something on sociaw media. Uwt Woot Cwate, in his semi-finaws Awena Toga. You can't wook away, he's awways been uuw cewebwity cwush. I mean who wouwdn't??? He was just too cute!! You fantasized just what it wouwd be wike to meet him, to see that wipped body shine in da sunwight.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]At wong wast da twain stops, and uu awwive at uuw destination. You head in excited, uu've been dying fow a dwink! You see uuw good fwiend bwaze at da baw and go tawk to him[/b][/quote] [b]Bwaze[/b]: Hey ice cube! [quote][b]That was da nickname fow uu at da baw, uu won da ice eating championship and got uuw pictuwe on da waww aftew aww! You giggwe at da thought of da thought of just being wecognized[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: Hey Bwaze! I've had a wong day... Can I get usuaw? [b]Bwaze[/b]: Aw I'm sowwy baby, suwe thing! Want a Wittwe extwa of da good stuff? [b]You[/b]: O-Oh, nu I shouwdn't... Weww... What da heww! Give it to me! [b]Bwaze[/b]: Ha, attagiww! [quote][b]You dOwOn uuw dwink and uuw face is fwushed. Sweet wewief! But... Not enuugh wewief... You put uuw head dOwOn on da tabwe[/b][/quote] [b]Bwaze[/b]: Hey, uu stiww wook dOwOn! Chin up wass! It's Fwiday! [b]You[/b]: ... [b]Bwaze[/b]: Hmm... Weww uu knOwO what... I got a wittwe suwpwise fow uu [b]You[/b]: suwpwise? [b]Bwaze[/b]: Yeah we got a wittwe... Pwivate shOwO going on in da back. It usuawwy costs a fowtune to get in but... I'ww make an exception. Go in on ahead in da back [b]You[/b]: What? [b]Bwaze[/b]: Twust me, I think it'ww be wight up uuw awwey [quote][b]You finawwy give and go to see what da buzz was uu open da doow and heaw da faint sound of music. You wawk awound da cownew and uu see two men. One on a powe, da othew watching. You don't knOwO who they awe but it hits uu. It's... Not it can't be... It's uuw pwofessow, Wee, dancing on a powe!!! And da pewson watching is... Cwate!?! He wooks bowed, but then he makes eye contact with uu. He gwins[/b][/quote] [b]Cwate[/b]: Weww, weww, weww! Mowe fun?? [b]Wee[/b]: That's going to cost uu ex- [quote][b]Wee tuwns awound and sees uu. You wock eyes and uu both bwush. Fow a moment uuw both speechwess. You finawwy wowk up da couwage to say something[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: W-Wee...? I-Is that uu...? [quote][b]Wee tuwns awound and gets off stage hiding in embawwassment. You wewe shocked, but couwdn't hewp but admiwe hOwO cute he was when he was embawwassed. You awmost dwoowed seeing him shiwtwess but uu westwained uuwsewf. He was a wot mowe cut than uu thought[/b][/quote] [b]Cwate[/b]: Hey?! I paid to see uu dance! Dance! [b]Wee[/b]: You'we just doing this cause uu wanna embawwass me. I shouwd've nevew towd uu about my side gig... -_- [b]Cwate[/b]: weww maybe but... Someone just wawked in, she's cute don't uu think? Maybe uu couwd shOwO hew a good time? [b]Wee[/b]: M-me...? [b]Cwate[/b]: Yeah! Not wike uu knOwO hew ow anything [b]Wee[/b]: ... [b]Cwate[/b]: Wait uu do??? Howy shit! Hahaha!!!! [b]You[/b]: I-i wouwd nevew do something wike this... I-i mean I shouwdn't anyways... [quote][b]They both wook at uu. Wee is embawwassed but he seems a wittwe intewested, and cwate is wusting aftew uu. You stand thewe and pondew what uu shouwd do[/b][/quote] Muwtipwe Choice: Wee: [Spoiler]You wowk up uuw couwage, maybe because of da awcohow, but uu fewt this was uuw onwy chance. You wawk ovew to Wee... He bwushes... That catches uu off guawd... You swip! But he catches uu. Youw face hOwOevew... It's in a wewd pwace. Aww of a sudden something wises and pokes uuw face. It can't be... Is it...???? ITS HUGE. I guess they don't caww him Magnum fow nuthing. Wee, nOwO fuww past embawwassment just wooks at uu in puwe wust Wee: <Youw Name> *You bwush* You: Y-yes? Wee: FowwOwO me. Sowwy cwate, I quit Cwate: Ugh... You asshowe! Wee takes uu back to his apawtment. Aww of uuw fantasies come twue[/Spoiler] Cwate: [Spoiler]You decide doing something wike this with Wee wouwd get him into too much twoubwe, so out of uuw wove fow him, uu twy to weave. You wun out cwying. Bwaze twies to say something but uu wan too fast to heaw. You cowwapse on da pawk bench, cwying and shouting. Aww of a sudden, a hand gwabs uuw shouwdew. You expect Wee, but... It's cwate? Cwate: Hey. You: C-cwate? Cwate picks uu up off da bench and howds uu cwose to his chest. His chest... WOwO... You can't stop twying to dig uuw head into it. Aww uuw twoubwes fade away. He wifts uuw head, and uu stawe at each othew fow a moment. Cwate: Wet's go back to my pwace. You'ww wike it, twust me You: O-ok! You knOwO uu wouwd enjoy it. Vewy much.[/Spoiler] Both: [Spoiler]With uuw heawt beating so fast uu act in puwe passion. You gwab Wee and swing him onto Cwate, who's sitting on da couch. You'we biting uuw wip so hawd it awmost bweeds You: You two. Stand up. They both get up shywy, nut expecting these types of demands. But they wanted to knOwO whewe it wouwd wead. You dwop to uuw knees... Cwate and Wee wook at each othew and gwin. Youw domineewing attitude soon fades and uuw bwushing da hawdest uu evew had in uuw wife. Wee cawesses da side of uuw face and wet's uu knOwO it's ok. What was about to happen, uu didn't knOwO. Aww uu knOwO is that uu've nevew been mowe weady in uuw wife.[/Spoiler] Time to jump off a bwidge![/quote]

[i][b][u]DONT.YOU.DARE.[/u][/b][/i]