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“Hey sheriff! Would you like to have dinner with me and we can chat?” *looks around* “I’d like to get to know you so I can be more...familiar with the law here...”
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Sure! What's up?
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“Well, I haven’t really gotten to know you and I’m hungry!” *orders food* “What would you like?”
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I'll get some cheese fries 😁 Yeah, I feel like we should get to know each other better! What's your ambition in life partner?
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“I want to be a face people know and trust, while still maintaining my heavy sarcasm and humor. That’s more a personal lifestyle thing, other then that I don’t have a real ambition like a job or thing I want.” *takes a swig of mnt dew* “What about you? Obviously your a sheriff, is that what you’ve always wanted to be?”
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Ha, that's righteous goal! Inspiring! Indeed I've worked my whole life to become a sheriff. And I'm also a crusader or light, or Justice in lamens term. I'm everything I wanna be but... [spoiler] I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm in love with chaos. I mean why do you think I tried to become the Sheriff of Offtopic?[/spoiler]
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“Chaos can be fun, I enjoy chaos occasionally. But being a sheriff and enjoying chaos, now that’s gutsy!”
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Haha! I knew I liked you!
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“Ah, hello lee!” Blaze says from behind the counter, “Do ya want anything?”
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Got any boneless wings brotha?
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“Yup!” Blaze passes you a plate.
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NICE [i]wait... You got any ranch bro?[/i]
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“No, I decided to not get ranch while owning a bar.” Blaze passes you a bottle of ranch, “Just don’t use the whole thing!”
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Of course! [quote][b]Lee monches his meal up, gets up and leaves a hefty tip[/b][/quote] Thank you partner!
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“Yup! Have a good day!”