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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]:
4/1/2020 3:19:19 PM
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![The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]](/img/profile/avatars/cc62.jpg?cv=3983621215&av=84874013)
POV: It's April Fool's day and you and The Sheriff are hanging out
[b]Lee[/b]: Hey
[b]You[/b]: Yo
[b]Lee[/b]: I made you a cake
[b]You[/b]: What, why?
[b]Lee[/b]: [i]*snickers*[/i] No reason, just felt like it!
[b]You[/b]: Oh boy! What flavor?
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i]Cake flavor[/i][/b]
[quote][b]Lee -blam!-ing full Nelsons you and slams the cake into your face[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/u][/i][/b]
[b]You[/b]: You -blam!-!
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i]eeeheeeHEEHAAAHAHAHAHAH[/i][/b]
[b]You[/b]: [b][i][u]You'll regret that[/u][/i][/b]
[quote][b]You wipe the cake off your face and charge at Lee with a punch and slam it into his gut[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: OOF!!!! [i]*laughing*[/i]
[b]You[/b]: Why are you laughing? You should be on the floor!
[b]Lee[/b]: Do it harder [i]*Lee drools in masochistic lust*[/i]
[b]You[/b]: Y-you creep! I'll kill you!
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[/u][/i][/b]
[quote][b]Lee shoots sticky bullets at your hands and feet, sticking you in place[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: Any last words?
[b]You[/b]: Wait, you're actually going to kill me?
[b]Lee[/b]: Yes
[b]You[/b]: You were a lousy sheriff
[b]Lee[/b]: That's it.
[quote][b]Lee walks to you and aims the gun at your heart. He leans and whispers[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: [i]April Fool's[/i]
[quote][b]Lee aims the gun up and confetti sprays the when he pulls the trigger[/b][/quote]
[b]You[/b]: [i]Hehehe...[/i]
[b]Lee[/b]: Pretty good right?!
[b]You[/b]: [i]Lee...[/i]
[b]Lee[/b]: What?
👌
[b]You[/b]: [i]You looked[/i]
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI[/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]happy april day[/spoiler]
Edit: wow reading back, this post really sucks
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1 ReplyEdited by Sylver: 4/2/2020 2:43:31 PM[b][quote]POV: It’s April Fools Day and I’m doing nothing because that’s social interaction and I don’t support it[/quote][/b]
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1 Reply"POV"
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what i didn't say any of these things
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That still doesn’t explain why I woke up seeing a toaster on a blender...
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[quote]wow reading back, this post really sucks[/quote] The one time I agree with you is on April 1st, truly the Cosmos has a sense of humour.
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You failed April Fools
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Wow....
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That’s not how this would’ve gone. It would’ve been more like “Hey, I made you I cake.” and I would’ve said “Ew, no thanks.” and left.
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2 RepliesEdited by A Simple Farmer: 4/1/2020 8:25:51 PMLee, can we ban loot? Also sans is starting a harem with chubby and veggie
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This was way to political [spoiler]i loved it great story[/spoiler]
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wha the fuwuck
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The cake was a lie
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaa—?!!?,!
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1 ReplyHeh. It was pretty good, but... [spoiler]👌[/spoiler]
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[quote]Lee: Any last words?[/quote] Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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You think I would hang out with you?![spoiler]I'm so lonely[/spoiler]
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[quote]Edit: wow reading back, this post really sucks[/quote] It’s to be expected.
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For the entire rest of the month I am going to be telling people “happy April day”
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I rate it 10/10. Would be sticky bulleted again. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Fero: 4/1/2020 3:26:14 PM[quote] [b]Wee[/b]: Hey [b]You[/b]: Yo [b]Wee[/b]: I made uu a cake [b]You[/b]: What, why? [b]Wee[/b]: [i]*snickews*[/i] No weason, just fewt wike it! [b]You[/b]: Oh boy! What fwavOwO? [b]Wee[/b]: [b][i]Cake fwavOwO[/i][/b] [quote][b]Wee -bwam!-ing fuww Newsons uu and swams da cake into uuw face[/b][/quote] [b]Wee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/u][/i][/b] [b]You[/b]: You -bwam!-! [b]Wee[/b]: [b][i]eeeheeeHEEHAAAHAHAHAHAH[/i][/b] [b]You[/b]: [b][i][u]You'ww wegwet that[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]You wipe da cake off uuw face and chawge at Wee with a punch and swam it into his gut[/b][/quote] [b]Wee[/b]: OOF!!!! [i]*waughing*[/i] [b]You[/b]: Why awe uu waughing? You shouwd be on da fwoOwO! [b]Wee[/b]: Do it hawdew [i]*Wee dwoOwOs in masochistic wust*[/i] [b]You[/b]: Y-uu cweep! I'ww kiww uu! [b]Wee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Wee shoots sticky buwwets at uuw hands and feet, sticking uu in pwace[/b][/quote] [b]Wee[/b]: Any wast wOwOds? [b]You[/b]: Wait, uu'we actuawwy going to kiww me? [b]Wee[/b]: Yes [b]You[/b]: You wewe a wousy shewiff [b]Wee[/b]: That's it. [quote][b]Wee wawks to uu and aims da gun at uuw heawt. He weans and whispews[/b][/quote] [b]Wee[/b]: [i]Apwiw FoOwO's[/i] [quote][b]Wee aims da gun up and confetti spways da when he puwws da twiggew[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: [i]Hehehe...[/i] [b]Wee[/b]: Pwetty good wight?! [b]You[/b]: [i]Wee...[/i] [b]Wee[/b]: What? 👌 [b]You[/b]: [i]You wooked[/i] [b]Wee[/b]: [b][i][u]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler] happy apwiw day[/spoiler] [/quote] GwOwOious pewfection ( ^ω^ )
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3 Replies... It's awesome... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Well this was certainly something[spoiler]I will have my revenge soon enough[/spoiler]
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Edited by Nightmare Tune: 4/1/2020 3:20:54 PMYes Edit: No, it was a good shitpost. Great, even.
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Dang it I necked myself
