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2/9/2020 5:26:49 AM
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Greetings peasants! How fares the-
[i]By the Pope![/i]
*flammenwerfer intensifies*
English
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Edited by Dislay: 2/9/2020 12:13:25 PM“Rude.” *She tries to avoid the flames.*
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I rolled a 19. What’s your AC?
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[spoiler]Running the numbers I’d say she’s like a 21 or a 22. That’s a rough estimate. [/spoiler]
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Well, I’m just gonna say I hit. Makes it easy on me.
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Edited by Dislay: 2/9/2020 7:27:45 PM(I’m an idiot. Redacted for my public image.) *Rolled a 3*
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...Armor Class?
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(Made using a system that doesn’t have armor classes. Specifically the Epithet System. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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...uh okay, um well... Alright, make a DEX save.
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*16.*
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So close, it was 18. Welp your gonna have to take... *rolls 4d6* ooo! 19 light and fire damage.
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*She ignites and the flames leave her with 3HP.* “That... was uncalled for.”
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Oh, And I’ve got a bonus action called “Glove”. *I take off my rubber glove and slap you across the face with it dealing 1d4 damage* [I legit got a 4] *the slap knocks your charred body unconscious*
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*Dally passes out, she didn’t really stand a chance.*
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No, not against the “Furry/OwO/UwU” Hunter. Welp, my work here is done! *puts you in a wooden shed and lights it on fire* Good day.
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*The Epoch appears and puts out the fire.* “Seriously Sumpig? You’re really doing this?”
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Why yes, it is my job to cleanse this world of this talk. What would you do, Robo, if people stwarted spweaking wike dwiss? It would be Heck on Earth! So, I’m getting rid of them slowly. Furry by furry, village by village, Con by Con, until they’re all gone or leave. *sets the shed on fire again*
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“It’s a meme-based daring app. She’s clearly low-level and she doesn’t speak like that normally. Why don’t you ask questions first and fire later?” *Two Epochs appear and put out the fire.*
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That’s bor- hey, why’s there two?
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“Every time you relight the fire I send another request for an Epoch to put out the fire. I don’t specify which Epoch should do sometime multiple will appear from different times.” *Another Robo gets out from one of the Epochs and heals Daliah to full health.* “Also I needed someone to heal her while I talked to you.”
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No, what have you done! You’ve created a paradox!
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“They’re from the future. I’ll cone back here and heal her in about 30 minutes for me and it’ll preserve the timeline. You’ll be fine.”
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Oh, okay. *takes out handgun, spins it and casually shoots Dislay* My job here is done!
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[i]”Dude.”[/i] (One shot wouldn’t be enough to kill even a low level PC. How much damage do you estimate?)
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Headshot with a hooked lead bullet.
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(Alright. You win this time.) *Another Epoch picks up the corpse.* “I’m gonna revive her. You’re a bit outta line here.”
