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You need to just walk up to her & lick your eyebrows. Ask her to be the father of your child. Tell her you only believe in the friends with health benefits zone, so she needs to adopt you because you need to see a doctor.
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  • Instructions unclear: tongue stuck to eyebrows.

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    [quote]Instructions unclear: tongue stuck to eyebrows.[/quote] Good job!

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  • [quote]You need to just walk up to her & lick your eyebrows. Ask her to be the father of your child. Tell her you only believe in the friends with health benefits zone, so she needs to adopt you because you need to see a doctor.[/quote] this pretty much sums up my relationship. [spoiler]kinda scary how accurate some of the details are. [/spoiler]

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    You were my case study.

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  • [quote]You need to just walk up to her & lick your eyebrows. Ask her to be the father of your child. Tell her you only believe in the friends with health benefits zone, so she needs to adopt you because you need to see a doctor.[/quote] What did I just read

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    Words. If it was images, then it would not be read, but seen instead.

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  • [quote]Words. If it was images, then it would not be read, but seen instead.[/quote] You're sayings are bad, old man

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    You haven't tried them yet, but don't worry, when your "boys" finally drop, you will see how awesome my words are! 😜

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  • Lmao!

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  • Edited by dxmf: 2/7/2020 11:49:47 PM
    [quote]You haven't tried them yet, but don't worry, when your "boys" finally drop, you will see how awesome my words are! 😜[/quote] I would be thrown out if I licked her brows, I can't help you married a monkey

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    [quote]I would be thrown out if I [i][b][u]liked[/u][/b][/i] her brows, I can't help you married a monkey[/quote] Well, if she is that temperamental about you liking her eyebrows, you have a very high maintenance attack helicopter. Would you like me to tell my wife you called her a monkey? I am certain she will want to discuss it with you.

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  • [quote][quote]I would be thrown out if I [i][b][u]liked[/u][/b][/i] her brows, I can't help you married a monkey[/quote] Well, if she is that temperamental about you liking her eyebrows, you have a very high maintenance attack helicopter. Would you like me to tell my wife you called her a monkey? I am certain she will want to discuss it with you.[/quote] Sorry Mrs. Xronad your hubby is being a meanie-pants.

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    She is rolling laughing at you, just fyi.

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  • [quote]She is rolling laughing at you, just fyi.[/quote] (#._.)

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