[quote]Well, petrol is a finite resource, and it’s shit for the environment. With more widespread adoption of alternative energy, electric vehicles seem more viable, but mining lithium is shit for the environment. Refining hydrogen is shit for the environment, and transporting it is a fat pain in the ass. Public transit is just lame. Horses are trash animals. Bicycles are for cyclists (you know the kind of people that are cyclists). Skateboards are for kids who listen to Nirvana but don’t know who Kurt Cobain is. Scooters are for kids whose parties no one shows up to. Electric scooters are for people who think they’re too good to walk. But rollerblades? Rollerblades are the future.[/quote] All hail rollerblades