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2/2/2020 9:02:06 PM
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Scarlet Keep Occupational Health and Safety Report
This is a joke for the destiny community and bungie devs to read
Scarlet keep OHS Report by Th3RealCayde6, Mr Lad13 and Gonz Derpwise with additonal info by Tempeaest
On our inspection of the Scarlett Keep Myself and my colleages from the OHS noticed these things that needed to be fixed in order to be in compliance of the OHS
All bridges need railing
Massive holes need filling
Staff eating cutomers
lack of food
Poor Customer Service
Spikes
Boss is a daughter of a demi-god
Unethical workpractices (Dark Magic/Satanism)
Lack of concern for customer welfare
Hostile Staff
Beastly guards
Fighting wiht clients
Elevators need railing
Tower observation deck need railing
Better customer freindly staff
Seeing customer as food
Unethical clothing
Unlicensed weapons at work
lack of saitation
No medical
no fire evacuation
No sanitation
No Designated carparking
No hazard signs (Chemical,Biological)
No Exit signs
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10 RepliesI couldn't find any restrooms.
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Keep upvoting this you awesome destiny community. Tower Occupational health and saftey report coming soon
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1 ReplyWhat about Food Hygiene Regulations? If they're going to eat visitors they should at least wash their hands.
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Edited by DragonKnight901: 2/5/2020 4:30:39 PMOh and fire exits are only accessible for staff on the observation deck, honestly they put no thought for clients safety incase of emergency and no elevator music thats my complaints ....just a thought.............how the hell did we get back down from the top?
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If this is a joke, then whats the premise? Wheres the set up, or the punchline etc? Whats supposed be funny about this? Its just a list of stuff...
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2 RepliesDid u actually think this was funny before u typed it?
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What would Department of health say?
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Two words [spoiler]Taco Stand[/spoiler]
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You forgot to mention their overall lack of security. I just witnessed 3 garishly dressed hooligans run in, cause a massive shootout with the Keep's staff, and then witnessed a jumpy hawkboi murder the demi-god hostess with a Sunny D infused revolver.
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no first aid station or first aider's, lost count of the broken legs and grazed knees i've had. going to put in a injury claim just need a good solicitor lol
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4 RepliesI also noticed a few: -No male or female restrooms -No handicapped accessible parking -No Wheelchair ramps -No cell service or Wi-Fi -No dog parks Come on Hive, you need to step up your game. These violations will surely incur significant fines.
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No bar.. some of us would like a beer!
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Lmao 😂 this is the funniest and best post on these forums well done 👍🏻
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And no wheelchair ramps! Anywhere. The state of it.
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Hundreds find this funny? Oh well, Bungie community at its best.
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Elevators are unable to go down. Inconvenient for those that are handicapped.
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In addition: -No designated smoking areas -No personal protection equipment(PPE) -No visibly clear exit or escape signs -Inadequate indoor ventilation -No security personnel to verify ID -Lack of indoor plumbing -Underpaid staff -Employee rights not posted
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Seriously though, it's so easy to slowly float to death as a warlock on this one
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No car parking 😂👏 Come to think of it, doesn’t everything need a railing? Was there a need for a safety harness anywhere?🤣
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This is now my favorite thread.
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2 RepliesThere is also: no handicap parking, no handicap ramps, no baby changing tables, and no breast feeding friendly areas.
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1 Reply[quote]Massive holes need filling[/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[quote]This is a joke for the destiny community and bungie devs to read Scarlet keep OHS Report by Th3RealCayde6, Mr Lad13 and Gonz Derpwise with additonal info by Tempeaest On our inspection of the Scarlett Keep Myself and my colleages from the OHS noticed these things that needed to be fixed in order to be in compliance of the OHS All bridges need railing Massive holes need filling Staff eating cutomers lack of food Poor Customer Service Spikes Boss is a daughter of a demi-god Unethical workpractices (Dark Magic/Satanism) Lack of concern for customer welfare Hostile Staff Beastly guards Fighting wiht clients Elevators need railing Tower observation deck need railing Better customer freindly staff Seeing customer as food Unethical clothing Unlicensed weapons at work lack of saitation No medical no fire evacuation No sanitation No Designated carparking No hazard signs (Chemical,Biological) No Exit signs[/quote] I couldn't find an associate to help me.
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Edited by FlashJordan0111: 2/3/2020 9:31:04 PMHow Hive really talk in their workplace! [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMh0lMAKNk[/url]
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The Hive have never seen a work safety video. Cut them some clack for jeezus sake.
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1 ReplyWhere's the gender neutral toilets too.
