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1/7/2020 10:25:23 PM
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Yes... yes...
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*slaps acro* Stop this!
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Edited by ACROCANTHUS: 1/7/2020 11:16:23 PM*Slaps you harder* No.
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*slaps you weaker* YES!
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*puts my whole body into a powerful slap, you are sent flying through the astral realm for a brief moment and feel a great calm wash over you until you arrive back in the physical plane.* You'll watch the chaos and you'll like it!
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*I teleport Tilman so he collides into you as he flies.*
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*I catch Tillman and place him on the ground next to me* So, how was the trip?
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I don’t do drugs
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Yeah, but you were just sent through another realm at high speeds. Was it fun.
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Kind of relaxing.
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Well it is a peaceful realm.
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Yeah. Is it possible to make it peaceful?
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The realm is almost always peaceful. It's a reflection of the calm state of my mind.
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But if I were to... *a nuke grenade slowly floats to Tilman’s raised hand.*
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I can contain the explosion in my realm. I have almost complete control over it, the only things I can't are certain ethereal beings.
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What if it went off and you were for some reason unable to contain it? would the radiation be neutralized?
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Basically. The realm stays as it us unless some metaphysical blight corrupts it.
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Interesting ability for a porta potti.
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Hol up, my realm is pretty great, it's where my fox came from, it let's me channel some of its power in the real world, it's where my soul goes after my body dies. Pretty cool place.
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Ya, but think about it. You can use the bathroom there. It is “portable” It is just a fancy porta potti.
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If you think about it that way, I could also poop in YOUR pants on the go.
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No because I’m wearing them.
