*dials up Santa*
“Mr. Clause, you’re human, right?”
/[i]Yes[/i]/
“Can you name every person ever?”
/[i]Yes[/i]/ *proceeds to name ever person ever*
“Thank you for your time.”
/[i]Wait? How do you have my number!?[/i]/
“Umm...”
*hangs up*
English
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[spoiler] isn't he actually like a big elf[/spoiler][spoiler] and can I get his number? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I honestly have no idea. I’ve always thought he was just an immortal guy. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just dial 1-800-NPOLE and you got him. It’s supposed reserved for elves but one of them leaked the number.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeee, thanks[/spoiler]