I feel as though meat is a vegetable!
[spoiler]This entire argument is a joke by the way. I don't actually think this[/spoiler]
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Vegetables are very specifically the stem, root, or leaf of a plant. Animals don’t have stems, roots, or leaves.
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Animals have STEM cells They have roots in their ancestry Also there are a variety of animals that mimic leaves
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But meat isn’t made out of stem cells, or the roots of ancestry. And even if it was, that still doesn’t address the very specific “of a plant” bit. Mimicked leaves don’t photosynthesize, ergo, they aren’t real leaves.
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Well technically stem cells can turn into any type of cell including the type in muscle tissue also another type of root is the one that makes the animal in the first place (if you know what I mean) Also vitamin D is made through the sun which boosts our energy so though it doesn't fulfill all the functions of photosynthesis it is similar
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Yes, but want to know what stem cells can’t turn into? The cell of an actual stem. A root absorbs nutrients from the ground. None of our body parts do that. Similar to photosynthesis =/= photosynthesis. And once again; “...of a plant.”.
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Dang it! [i]Shuffles off to corner and silently cries[/i]
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There there, it’s okay. Here. Have a vegetable to help you feel better. *hands you a potato*
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Thanks, [i]munches on potato[/i] but this is a fruit
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No it’s not, it’s part of the root! That makes it a vegetable!
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MY LIFE IS A LIE
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I don’t know anyone who considered potatoes non-veggies. Are you sure you’re not thinking of tomatoes?
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(I'm joking about this entire thing) potato tomato, my friend, potato tomato
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I knew you were joking about your initial comment, but honestly I wouldn’t be surprises if potatoes weren’t actually vegetables—I went and looked it up. Botany is weird, though. Strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries aren’t actually berries, and walnuts aren’t actually nuts, for instance.
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Yeah, I'll be honest I looked it up myself just to make sure I was actually saying the opposite of what it is. Also, it seems that a ton of plants are very unfortunately named
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No because meat is animal and vegetables are plant. Vegetables are essentially the “meat” of a plant
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So vegetables are meat??
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No because meat is animal and vegetables are plant. Meat is essentially the “vegetable” of an animal
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So animal = plant and therefore meat = vegetable
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What? no. meat and vegetables are the same thing, except one comes from animals and the other comes from plants.
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Edited by IC__H0T: 12/18/2019 1:14:53 AMSo you agree with my original statement. As in meat = vegetable so therefore vegetable = meat
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[i]This is a prerecorded message in the event that I have been proven wrong [/i]"Hello, my original statement might have been proven wrong but I reserve the right to refuse that you are not wrong"
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*I destroy all evidence of a recorded message*
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, I have hidden several of these recording across infinite dimensions and my message will echo throughout all of the cosmos
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*I use Ikora’s undying mind portal to get all the recordings and destroy them.*