"You there, acting like the spongebob chicken meme. Can you help?"[spoiler]use a blond surfer npc if you don't want to be one of your characters his name is Jake and he talks like the surfer from spongebob. he is shirtless with swimming shorts on and holding a surfboard.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I have plenty of heads to choose from, don't worry[/spoiler] *I'll be a six thousand year old cursed soda can that was given sentience.*