[quote]He looked back at the three of them, completely innocently-faced and replied, “Why would Tiger do this?”[/quote] [i]*Chuckle*[/i] [quote] “May he rest his cheerful little soul. His face looked like Tilman's grandmothers strawberry pie slop after Titan-“ His description was met with disgust and throwing up sounds from the rest. Liam put a hand up as if to try and stop the mental images. Traffic cone threw up in his mouth. Giant spoke, “I can’t physically throw up in my mouth, and dear god I wish I could! Curse my metal body!”[/quote] Heh. That’s a good joke. [spoiler]*Wink, Wink*[/spoiler] [quote]Nighthawk tapped him with his axe. “First, that’s sad, everyone is so sad. Boohoo. Second, here’s your ax back.” Giant grabbed his axe without hesitation. “I just got it buffed, so you better not have-“ “Whatever,” [/quote] I oughta smack him upside the head for that. That weapon is my [i]life.[/i] [spoiler]Kudos for reading the comments.[/spoiler] [quote]“Liam and I have made a deal. If I assist him in bringing this killer to justice, I get all my charges cleared and become his executor.”[/quote] This reminds me of a post in #Lore that was posted some time ago. Apparently someone thought Executer Hideo actually killed people for his job. We had to explain to him the difference between [i]Executer[/i], a ranked official, and [i]Executor,[/i] somebody in charge of Executions. [spoiler]i dunno if they’re both spelled the same. Don’t hurt me grammar [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url].[/spoiler] [quote]“Hold up, you get paid that much!? I only make 20,000 a year and I’m his personal bodyguard!” Cone complained. “You’ll get a raise if both of us survive this.” “Mother fu-“ Giant stepped in. “Yeah, we saw some kind of shadowy figure run this way a tad while ago. We began following him, only to hear your gunshots. We thought you got him!”[/quote] [i]THAT[/i] is exactly the kind of thing I would do. Spot on, my friend! [spoiler]If I had my Sentinel shield it could be even better, but unfortunately my Offtopic character isnt [i]actually[/i] supposed to be a guardian [/spoiler] [quote]A warped robotics voice called out from above. “[I]Why don’t you look up, construction fool?[/I]”[/quote] So it [i]isn’t[/i] me. Oh good. I’ve dealt with robotic villains before. Shouldn’t be so bad. Overall, I’d say I’d give this the #lore seal of approval (don’t click the spoiler unless you’re okay with a Density reference): [spoiler][b][i]”WRITE FOREVAH, GUARDIAN!!!!”[/i][/b][/spoiler]