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8/19/2019 3:40:09 AM
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I played a game with Shrek the druid.
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I would make an irony ridden character. They would be a furry slayer because someone in a fursuit ruined their meal when they were a child. Despite loving animals, he hates those that wish to be animals.
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Me, the Bard/Rogue: Mhmm *pets my ferret*
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More animals = more fun.
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Until you trip over one
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My legion of canines will not let that happen.
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Jokes on you tree hugger, I have Scooby snacks!
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I already taught them not to accept food from strangers.
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Fool. *reveals a second Scooby snack behind the first*
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*My look darkens* You would'nt...
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Want to find out? *I brush aside my duster revealing a belt full of Scooby Snacks and hover my hand over it*
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*I open my coat revealing more scooby snacks than even the attic could fit* *chuckles* You're in danger.
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Well, now that you mention the Attic... *a large gate from seemingly nowhere falls open leading to only what your eyes comprehend as an orange glow* ...I'd like to introduce you to [i]Future Attic[/i].
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Oh, sounds interesting walks towards the future attic.
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I'm still working on the name, I was thinking Kevin.
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I like it. But spell it Keeven.
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Well anyway, it's the same thing as the normal Attic, just with more murderous tendencies.
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Sounds fun. *Runs in and my legion of canines follows*
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*once the first canine steps in the rest of them all vanish*
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I summon MORE CANINES.
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*nothing happens*
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*I change techniques* *my dead skin cells begin falling off by the millions and each begin morphing into a canine*
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*Your skin falls of but nothing happens* You know, you can try and summon them for the rest of time, but [b]every[/b] canine was pulled out of every point in time and dumped somewhere else... I haven't really figured that part out yet...
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I start summoning FELINES AKA WORSE CANINES!!!!!!
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*They all just kinda wander off* Yea... Cats don't really do the whole follow orders thing...
