[quote]Choose one of these superpowers and explain your reasoning:[/quote] 1. You can turn into a goose once. You can't turn back. No way. No thumbs. 2. Every time you think about Bulgaria a forest fire starts there. This was a maybe, since I have not thought of Bulgaria since school and until now. 3. Your farts harass people in fluent Japanese. This one definitely has potential! I would love this one, but...... 4. You can slide indefinitely on hardwood floors. I have to chose you Pikachu! I love sliding around the house and I hate that I have to keep stopping and getting up to speed again! Can anyone say, "Risky Buisness?" 5. You can shapeshift but only into yourself facing the opposite direction. No way. If I did, I would get a snout full of my own farts and have to be insulted in fluent Japanese!

[quote]I have to chose you Pikachu! I love sliding around the house and I hate that I have to keep stopping and getting up to speed again! Can anyone say, "Risky Buisness?"[/quote] Hmm. Okay, how about this; you [b]will[/b] slide indefinitely on hardwood floors. You slide until you collide with something. (basically your feet have no friction at all on hardwood.)