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5/3/2019 3:41:28 PM
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OHNO ANOTHER OWL!
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PREPARE TO DUEL!
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OK! Where shall we battle?
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We shall duel here! <<Draws rapier>> Have at you!
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WAIT!!! Let another bird give the count down...
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Very well. I shall defeat you, my nemesis! On your count...
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I first need to see if the other is ready...
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Ugh... <<draws pistol>> <<shoots both of you>>
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*gasping for air* -blam- you...
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Oh nice you survived the first shot <<shoots you in the leg and walks away>> Come visit my pub and the whiskeys on me your first time
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*gasp* ok... *Visits a few days later...* I’m here... you owe me a whiskey.
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Feel free: just open the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251975634/0/0]Door[/url].
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I’ll take a top shelf and some nachos. *hands you $30* So... why did you have to shoot me? I just wanted a fair play
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<<slides you a pint of a strange glowing blue liquid and a 3x3 plate of nachos>> I’m a weird guy but I mean I was just asserting dominance then.
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I was letting you have a fair fight...
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Eh don’t worry about it It’s not like he’s dead forever, he’ll be fine in a week
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Ok then...*tosses an extra $30 for more drinks*
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Gotcha <<Slides 2 pints of a golden orange liquid>>
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Thanks. *takes a sip* What other stories you got?
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You ever hear the tale of Darth Chungus the Wide?
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No... that interest me. *takes a sip*
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It’s not a story the brotherhood would tell you. He was a dark lord of such wideness that he became one with the universe and had infinite N-Word passes. However he had an apprentice who he had taught everything he knew and that apprentice killed him with a no u when he least expected it. ...Ironic, he could save others from No U but not himself...
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Hmmmm... is this legend true?
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It may be, but it is simply a legend I heard from a passing assassin of zuul...
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Hmmm...
