[quote]May I see your credentials for running such a service in the land of offtopica?
if not, we may be seeing you in the courts.[/quote]
^Wyoming
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We are a private Banking union, storage and investment firm. for the people of Offtopic. We will of course cooperate with the authorities, With all due respect May I please see your credentials first, sir?
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[quote]Yeah sure. - Judge and Organizer for the Offtopic Courts - Cooperative with Lee the Sheriff, the head of the enforcement of justice department of the offtopician legal system/ - Appointment and Approval of my courts by Cell-3, the standing president of offtopic, and DOOB, the president of offtopic before Cell-3 was elected Now then, permits please. [/quote] ^Wyoming
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Of course! I think you'll find that our Tax stamp, permits, and necessary licensing for bank operations are all in order. *Presents official Tax documents, Business investing and storage permits including site permits. As well as the official license papers for the Bank*
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[quote]Well this all seems to be in order. Carry on. [/quote] ^Wyoming
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He's a member of a covert criminal organization. The bank is nothing but a trap
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Sir, you need to stop or I will charge you with harassment of my client
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I have stopped, but my charges remain the same.
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Thank you
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Sir, you must cease and desist with these defamations. As I have pointed out, First Bank is a legitimate privatized organization that is operating completely under the radar.
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Didn't you receive a cease and desist order?
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Of course Officer, should you ever require storage or be interested in investment through our Bank, our government discount is available to you and all members of the offtopican government *The Serpent bows*