Okay, you know Michael Phelps? You kind of remind me of him, except take away ALL his athletic ability (it looks like you struggled to even put the cap on, don't hurt yourself or the farmer will be unable to sell you), and then take away pretty much all of his looks tbh. Just keep Phelps's outfit. Now picture the Meh emoji from the emoji movie. Yes, that one. Give him that outfit, and that is you, mister egg. A disgraceful, cringeworthy character from a movie everyone desperately wishes didn't exist, making the lamest, most halfhearted attempt to imitate someone you could never even come close to in any sense of the word.