OH YOU MADE A MISTAKE BUDDY When I was little, I was chilling at home, and I wanted a drink, but the cups were up high, so being the smart little dumbass I was, I opened a low cabinet to climb up the shelves inside it. Once I had my cup, I was climbing down when I slipped and... (leg) (cabinet door) (leg) After around 20 minutes of screaming, we arrived at the hospital, where I received seven stitches to [b][i][u]put my nutsack back together.[/u][/i][/b] I had to crabwalk for two weeks. After said two weeks, the stitches were removed. I was given very strong anesthetic when the stitches were put in, but this time, I was not given any such mercy, so I felt [i]everything[/i]. Ever since, I've been scared that I might have been rendered infertile by a [b]fųcking cabinet door.[/b] But, according to vigorous self-testing [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)], I think I can safely say that everything works. If you're upset from reading this, just be thankful that you didn't almost ruin your chances at reproduction just because you wanted some Sunny-D. I am not scared of death. I have experienced worse.