I use to love reading shit like this. creative, funny sometimes. entertaining to say the least. those were the days when the Noodlefaced Prison nutsack still had a purpose. now, I read this and, although creative, and Kudos to you, I just... have absolutely no intention of Finding this brillo pad of humanoid. going to Xur for loot is like going to McDonalds to stick to your 2000 Cal a Day Diet. Useless. what they SHOULD DO IS..... Once you unlock a Said, Forsaken Exotic, of Y2. that Exotic will be available in the loot pool every week.