[u]CattyWampus:[/u] [spoiler]When Xombie called, I was at the University, teaching my advanced political class. Things had started to get heated between ECCHO SIERRA and kellygreen, but Gladlin was there, so I knew he could handle it, so I put on my leather coat, grabbed my whip and hat and headed straight for the Temple of Cookie Boon. As I pulled up, I noticed immediately that the Temple grounds where besieged by hostile forces and I swore by the Crystal Skull of Bernthal the Great that I would help turn the tide! As I strode on to the battlefield, I was laying about me with my whip, removing nasty cookies from fowl and cultist hands alike! Suddenly I was surrounded and things looked like this wouod be my Last Crusade, especially when I took a horrid white chocolate macadamia cookie shuriken to my knee! Out of no where, xombiexronad rose up from the ground and pulled me into an Ark and we got Lost! So now I sit in the Temple infirmary and oen my account of the battle while I munch on some molasses cookies and drink some ice cold milk.[/spoiler] [u]Gladlin:[/u] [spoiler] While sitting in CattyWampus's class, Gladlin was rolling his eyes as once more, ECCHO SIERRA was baiting kellygreen and things were heating up. Gladlin could not help but wonder, when would these two just get over their insane political views or just get a hotel room and work out the "tension" between them! Suddenly!! The Invader Zim theme song rang out and Professor Wampus turned slightly red and excused himself to take the important call. The 2 knuckleheads were getting more aggressive, so Gladlin felt he needed to step in and maybe help defuse the situation and as he was, Professor Wampus walked back in and announced that he, Gladlin would finish out the class for him as he was needed at the Temple of Cookie Boon! At this point, Gladlin felt it would be in everyone's best interest to assign the reading material for the week and dismiss the class, as that usually put an end to those two's shenanigans. This was not a typical day though, for as he was dismissing the class, kellygreen said something particularly snotty and ECCHO actually got upset!! ECCHO grabbed his chair and swung it at kellygreen, who just stood their making some speech about violence and Republicans, before getting knocked off the raised seating area. As he landed, still going on about something, ECCHO started down the stairs towards him, the ramains of the chair now suspiciously reminiscent of a spear, Gladlin knew he had to spring into action! As ECCHO hit the ground running, Gladlin leaped infront of him and yelled STOP!!, but it was too late, ECCHO, his eyes wide, was unable to stop his forward momentum! The spear thudded home and Gladlin oddly felt no pain, just a general numbness and shock. The 2 started arguing again and Gladling looked at them and quietly said, "Look at what your fighting has done, it has killed me. My beautiful new wife will be a widow in a few minutes and you still have not learned! Use this as a lesson, put your pride aside and work together, respectfully, to make this world a better place where wives are not widowed and people on Offtopic no longer have to hear your idiotic drivel!" So as he breathed his last and the light started to fade from his eyes, ECCHO and kelly embraced in a passionate embrace and then vowed to always set aside their differences and honor Gladlin by making a better, less politically charged world![/spoiler] [u]TheThreaT:[/u] [spoiler]Threat was sitting at home watching TV when a breaking news alert came on, the was a war downtown in the Cookie District! Somehow, he knew that xombiexronad was mixed up in this, for ever since he had joined the Force, xombie had been running that Temple of Bernthal the Great and had been taking control of all the cookie trade in the area. He had known this would be a problem and now, here he was on his day off, enjoying some down time and some TV in the nood while he polished his shield and cleaned his handgun, so of course this would erupt today!  Triple T quickly reassembled his gun and got dressed in his SWAT gear, from before he became a detective. He was walking into a war zone and there was no way he was going in unprepared! He was finally going to take down that damned Xombie and all the other lunatics that were ruinging his fair city with their crazy cults!  As he opened the garage, he was greeted by his baby, a lifted classic 1975 Ford F-250 4x4 with a modern 5.9L Cummins Turbo Diesel to power the beast. He hit the remote start and the baby roared to life like she was ready to eat some Cookie Cultists! He opened the door and climbed into the white tiger print, Corenthian leather interior, buckled up, put her in drive and tore off for the Cookie District!  Tragically though, as Threat came tearing into the Cookie District, he ended up running into the armoured motorcade of PrezTri1kSp00k and between the speed he was going and the armaments he was carying, this caused both vehicles to explode in a small mushroom cloud, completely annhilating the Oreo Pumpkin Spice facility![/spoiler] [u]SpookySpiff:[/u] [spoiler]He was riding his scooter down the sidewalk, when a massively badass 1975 Ford F-250 blew by him, roaring so loudly, it startled him and as he fell off his scooter, it flipped into the air and landed on his one weak spot, his ankle and he died right then and there. Sometimes it sucks to be a descendant of Achilles.......[/spoiler] [u]Spookm2245:[/u] [spoiler]Was cleaning the basement when a group of false prophets from Sinister Turtles splinter group snuck in through the Smuggler's Entrance of the Temple. As they screamed and started to attack him, Spook started spinning his mop like a bo staff, for little did these false ones know, but Spook was a reformed ninja! So with many parry, dodges and thrusts, he slowly took the invaders down, but not without suffering inbjury as well, for the numbers were just too great for him to survive!   As he felt the white chocolate macademia cookie shiruken entering his body and leeching their poison into him, he fought on like a demon possessed! He took them down with precision and skill that would make no one doubt that his mooping was beyond compare!   So as the last foe fell, Spookm2245 placed his mop down and said, "Mr. Xronad, I don't feel so good...." and passed away perfectly balanced against his mop to remain standing![/spoiler]  [u]PresTri1kSp00k:[/u]  [spoiler]Alerted to the big trouble in the little Cookie District, Tri, ever the good guy, rounded up his best people and equipped them with the latest and greatest of the Offtopian weapons. He then led the charge as they raced to the Presidential garage, where they quickly jumped into their armooured assualt vehicles and sped with all haste to the Cookie District, to aid his long time Offtopickle friend, xronad.  As they raced through the streets of Offtopic, Mr. Prez could see the smoke from the battle and hear the cries of pain and the thunder of artillery as the wound their way closer and closer to the Cookie District. They stopped once to ask a strange being if he knew De Wey, but alas he could not speak, for he had been muted ages past!  As they sped around the corner and enter the Cookie District, heading for the Temple, out of no where this 1975 Ford F-250 long-wheel base crew cab truck came roaring into them and the resulting crash left little to nothing remaining for a half a block, including the new Oreo Pumpkin Spice factory.......[/spoiler]