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Edited by Spawn:
10/8/2018 8:44:22 PM
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I’m quitting this game!
Im an alpha vet with over 2453464347643 Hours! I haven’t left my basement in years! This game sucks -blam!- You bungie you need to do me better! We deserve better! But instead you haven’t nerfed sleeper! You haven’t Given me Luna! And you haven’t given me recon helmet! I’m deleting this game I’m going back to fortnite! If destiny had battle royal I might stay! But we gamers know that fortnite is the best. UPVOTE IF YOU’RE A REAL GAMER!!!!
All you people who say git gud can just sut teh hell ur mouth!
Also WHY DA -blam!- DID BUNGIE COPY THE DAB EMOTE FROM FORTNITE?!?!
I can’t believe all these non gamers think they can tell me what to do!
[spoiler]damn this is the best fishing trip ever[/spoiler][spoiler]jesus Christ this post escalated quickly🤣[/spoiler]
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#fortnite
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Stop throwing jokes over people's heads I can hear the [i][b]woosh[/b][/i] from Offtopic!!
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3 RepliesThe fact that no one can see how obvious this shitpost is tells a lot about the community. This is the community that wants a "complex" game. This community is filled with people that try to slam the triangle block where the square is supposed to be and then they cry to Bungie that the game is broken.
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I'm out too. -blam!- this peice of shit game and all its crutch supers. Real gamers don't need supers. Let me know when this is a real mans game.
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Edited by RingersCheckmate: 10/8/2018 7:11:48 PM2453464347643 Two trillion Four hundred and fifty three billion Four hundred and sixty four million Three hundred forty seven thousand Six hundred and forty three That is two hundred and eighty three million Nine hundred and sixty five thousand Seven hundred eighty one YEARS [spoiler]power went out and I’ve nothing better to do. I know the post is a joke but I’m bored.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by KingJules: 10/8/2018 7:05:27 PM
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2 RepliesI have cancer give me recon plz GAMERS RISE UP
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 10/8/2018 8:43:59 PMI want to upvote this so badly, but you also said upvote if your a true gamer(fortnite player in your definition) and I don’t really like fortnite. I’m torn on what to do
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🎉Over 350 fish were caught so far🎉
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1 ReplyI got a like from brosef Stalin. Ive seen it all.
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Good bait, OP. Not even sure how people can fall for something as clearly parodic as this post. Not gonna lie though, that dab emote starts to get to me sometimes, man.
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Yeah man, it's seriously annoying and hilarious to see all these "I need it now so I can complain about lack of content" people constantly complaining when we actually have a great game at the moment...are there a few issues here and there? Yeah, but I swear people have no chill in 2018
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Edited by TogaedHickoryIX: 10/8/2018 8:08:44 PMOVERTHROW THE BOURGEOISIE! THROW THE TEA INTO THE HARBOR!
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6 RepliesOnce you get to 600 there really is nothing to do
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1 ReplyWeak b8 m8 I rate.08/88,888.
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Auto rifles are too strong! I should be able to kill ANYONE from across the map! Make snipers OHK to the body to compensate!
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3 RepliesJust a ret[b]a[/b]rded bait post from a ret[b]a[/b]rded person who thinks he/she is cool/funny.
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Edited by SuperDraconis: 10/8/2018 8:08:06 PMI can’t believe the sheer amount of people you got with this post. Just. Wow. I keep checking back and the list of idiots grows. Quick, before they are aware of what’s happening (as if) ship them all of to an isolated island and nuke it! It’s the only way to be sure...
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Fortnite is only .04% better than D2 vanilla. I swear. Got this from a reliable source. Luke Smith’s second cousin’s neighbors ex-girlfriend.
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5 RepliesWithout the Exotic Emblem that tracks precision shots dealt from Salt Cannon, I doubt you really have that many hours. Maybe like 2453464347589 but no way 2453464347643....FFS do you think we are fools here on the forums. Get a life man, and git Gus. -blam!-
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This is some premium bait.
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The amount of people you tilted and jabaited is -blam!-ing amazing
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11 RepliesMaybe if you weren't such a scrub you'd be able to one shot ted xylar and then you'd get the recon helmet. Had a look through you're previous crucible games and have seen you've come dead last every game and yet have still been given a year 6 pre-nerf gallyhorn each game. Some people will complain about anything.
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1 ReplyHow are people falling for this bait?
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4 RepliesWhy should the game just give you Luna? Earn it like everyone else. And if you're having such an issue with Sleeper, go get it and use it like everyone else. All you have to do is a quest, a rather easy one at that. It's not like it's a random drop. And if you have an issue about being forced to use a certain weapon, welcome to something with a meta. No one is going to force you to use Sleeper, but if you want to win, that's your best bet. I'm not saying you can't win without Sleeper, but you'll have better odds with it.
