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5/29/2018 12:27:16 PM
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? [spoiler]Five. DUH. [/spoiler]
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  • [spoiler]No, 4. Just because you call it a leg that doesn't make it a leg[/spoiler]

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  • That's the joke. I was delivering the ANTI-joke.

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  • I don't think you understand what an anti-joke is.

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  • Well why don't you enlighten me? What IS an anti-joke?

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  • An anti-joke is a joke that's setup to have a decent punchline but the punchline is either anti-climactic, unfunny, unrelated, or some combination of the 3.

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  • Right. And I've seen the "calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one" punchline in several G-rated joke books. And if the "calling a tail..." response is an established riddle/joke, then "5" is against type, and not funny.

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