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4/7/2018 7:21:39 PM
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Somebody really wants to break into my house, apparently
I'm really not joking in the slightest.
I go to bed in the early morning hours every day, which means I stay up all night. One night at like 3 A.M. somebody turned my door nob and pulled my door trying to open it - then walked away. At first, it didn't bother me, maybe that person was pranking or drunk or something. But then, maybe a week later there are footsteps outside my door; somebody just pacing around. And it has been like that for weeks now. Always very late at night. I even here banging like somebody is hitting the wall or something.
I don't know if that person is trying to break in, but it's definitely not my neighbors. So what the hell should I do? I don't want to sound like a coward but opening a door to the unknown doesn't sound like a great plan. I'll probably have to though - which in that case I'll get my gun out.
- The thought of some psycho doing this every day to me is freaky as hell.
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Edited by One Shot Ted: 4/10/2018 12:43:26 AMThe knocking/banging is usually a sign that a thief is checking to see if anyone is home. If they get a reaction, they usually bolt. Thieves want to get into your house when nobody's there, so signs of life usually make them back off and try again later. Advice: Don't react when they make noise, but wait for them to get in the house. At that point, if you have a pump shotgun, the distinctive noise of the pump is almost always enough to make them piss themselves and run. Otherwise, just be waiting and find some way to make the theif realize that they done [i]-blam!-ed up[/i] by choosing your house as a mark. Good luck.
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2 RepliesEdited by Chance: 4/8/2018 5:08:19 PMGet a tommy and say "Im going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, keister off my doorstep and off my property." Then say: 1... 2... 10... then light him up. After that make a quick remark such as: Keep the change you filthy animal.
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2 RepliesOr just open your door and say “omae wa mo shindiru”
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Go out, buy a shotgun and ammo, then come back, open door
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3 Replies<Get some big ass spider and leave it in front of the door so if the person comes in they will be freaked out.>
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2 RepliesTime to electrify that doorknob.
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3 RepliesGet a dog. Or set up a turret.
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Maybe it's someone repeatedly drunk? You could call the police if it worries you too much.
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Get a bat and got out yelling: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Lay down traps and put c4 on the door. Then camp upstairs with a pump
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If by Ghostbusters you mean police, then yes...
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Edited by Iron: 4/8/2018 10:03:46 PMhttp://www.coldsteel.com/two-handed-great-sword.html better than a gun to be tbh
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Ur mom
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Just open it with a gun. See what happens.
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9 RepliesEdited by Solarvoidlock: 4/8/2018 1:17:57 PMHow you know it's a person? It could be Slenderman, Owlman, or the red faced demon from Insidious. Do you have any crucifix in your house? You should. Demons are no fairytale. If it turns out to be a demon you can ask me for further advice.
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3 Repliesjust buy a shotgun and a dog
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3 RepliesEdited by RollTide2235: 4/8/2018 1:27:05 AMGlock 21 chambered with 230gr Speer Gold Dot hollow points. Or.... Just walk outside when you suspect someone is out there and say, “sup bro”.
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6 RepliesEdited by abearjo: 4/8/2018 2:17:23 AMIs there a window above the door? [spoiler]this could be fuel for your next story[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by CatMan: 4/8/2018 11:34:21 AMWhat city or state do you live in? Pennsylvania? Because that place is the most haunted.
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1 Reply[quote]I'm really not joking in the slightest.[/quote] And then says: [quote]Call the ghost busters[/quote]
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Nope, can’t shoot him now that this has been on going. Police will ask why you didn’t react the first time, of course how could you know this person was breaking in? Just call PD on his ass, get a video somehow
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Edited by Fermanderg: 4/8/2018 4:47:39 PMGet your baseball bat and when they try and use your computer, walk up with your baseball bat ready to swing and yell "You picked the wrong house fool!" [spoiler]But it could be CJ[/spoiler]
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Get a peep hole
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First step: okay, this is going to sound stupid but read past this. Make sure that it is an actual personas compared to a mix of animals living by your house, and a water pump going through the walls. This has happened to me before , and it actually sounded like the wall would come down. Second: set up a camera and do alert the police. Also get a weapon for self defense.
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Probably alert the police first. Then prepare your gun, and open the door, and if you have to shoot whatever it is, when the police arrive and ask you what you were doing, you, “Sir... finishing this fight”.
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Edited by Unanimate Objec: 4/8/2018 3:41:45 PMYou’ve got a gun, so defense = +10. Best step would be to call the police.
