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3/21/2018 10:02:11 PM
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Master every fighting style. That way if the government ever starts a “Spartan” program, they’d come to me first.
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You vs me. You have all fighting styles, I have a fully loaded BAR. Lets see who wins
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*pulls out SCAR-H* You were saying?
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Ooh, modern tech. *pulls out Euclid's C Finder* That's all in the past now
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*pulls out ForeRunner Binary Rifle* Old indeed, yet somehow more advanced...
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*Breaks open a vial of FEV*
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*stands in Halo ring control room*
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You fool. FEV makes me immune to radiation
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Well not immune to this... *climbs into fallout bunker and fires nuke directly on you*
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*yells I'm gay throws a smoke bomb and runs away* [spoiler]😂[/spoiler]
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Great. Now I'm a skinless Marked Man
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*emerges from bunker in Mjolnir armor* Well... sucks to be you
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Radiation heals me, so I ain't leaving ground zero. In the mean time... *Pulls out Sprtel Wood 9700* DIE! *Unleashes a barrage of Gatling Laser fire*
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*looks at texts as shields absorb energy* Oh, did I tell you this suit also absorbs energy and I can send out a pulse of energy as powerful as what you’re shooting at me? *activates pulse*
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Edited by TexasJedi_705: 3/22/2018 7:09:36 PMWell it seems we're at an impasse. At least until the FEV in you turns you into an East Coast variant super mutant
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Oh yeah about that, while I was in the bunker I developed a cure so... yeah. *shotguns you*
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*Rads heal me* You can't get much more radioactive than a nuclear crater
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Hold on a sec *activates jet pack and flies you out of fallout area* there we go. We could walk away now and continue with our lives like this never happened, or I can end this right now.
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Edited by TexasJedi_705: 3/22/2018 7:32:27 PMPulls out [i]Transportalponder![/i] Bye, for now. *teleports away*
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Only if your a borderline psychic 6 year old. Plus there's a 50/50 chance you die during the enhancements.
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That’s if you’re a Spartan II, Spartan III program was pretty different
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True but you said first. Of course that'd make you a spartan I and that even worse then a II.
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I’m the first person they’d pick, and this is assuming it is without all the problems.
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I believe in him.
