Perception check, I roll an 18, and see a group of hive lead by *gasp* a really big version of a regular mob that’s been pallet swapped (clearly this is a raid boss)
My warlocks mouth salivates at the prospect of the 2 or 3 tokens and duplicate purple gear that awaits us as a reward for dismantling!
He looks over his shoulder and sees that 1 of the party has disconnected another 2 are dead and tried to revive each other over a lake of acid and the last 2 don’t have microphones and are shooting their tractor cannons at the boss.
The revival timer is at 5 seconds remaining before wipe...
I roll a strength check to snap my own neck and end this nightmare... 11... good enough *snap*
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I like the start lol
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Lmfao