If I were to assert an opinion on Hell, I would say bad deeds land you in hell. Lesser bad deeds give you less punishment, and possibly aeons of interdimensional mental torture, in order to receive a pass to Heaven. Greater bad deeds just land you into the fiery pits of Hell. Good deeds land you in Heaven, where you can have infinite memes. Satan is the highest spirit of evil and God is the highest spirit of good. Whether or not they have a set name/gender/look is up to debate. I believe Heaven exists in a realm at the top of space and hell at the bottom, with our realm in the universe being a mix of good and evil. The only portal to these realms as a mortal is death.[spoiler]just my 2 cents[/spoiler]
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Well I’d say Satan would have to be the epitome of goodness simply because he supposedly looks over and punishes those that do bad things in life. If he were truly the epitome of evil then surely he’d reward evil deeds greatly and perhaps even raise an army to take over heaven and destroy his seemingly immortal enemy...
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*puts on tin foil hat* Well I'd say it's a false tactic with Satan. He gets you to give him your soul and says "you'll be rewarded for your evil deeds" then he -blam!-s you over and punishes you. He doesn't give a shit, he just wants your souls.
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Ah but, Satan is supposedly quite the gambler and even though he may stack the odds against you, he knows the true great pleasure in gambling is the gamble itself. The odds stacked against you but you have one move or set of cards that can instantly change your position in the match... but only if you’re lucky enough. Even then, gambling is normally the fairest thing as long as you’re not playing for money at a casino.
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b-b-but the name Satan i-is lame.
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Well actually it’s pronounced satine (sah-teen)...