*Ghaul turns on Overwatch* Guardians: NO, GOD NO, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!! *Titan jumps off of ship, hunter shoots a Ghally at his feet, and warlock gets hit with error code weasel.* Ghaul: Where'd they go? Crota: MY NAYM CWOTA!!! Ghaul: Wait weren't you dea- *Crota sword swipes Ghaul, reducing him to a tiny turtle* Crota: CWOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *Variks walks in* Crota: CWOTA KIW YOU!! Variks: SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!!!!!! *Crota gets blasted off the ship, hitting the ground with such an impact that the tower got showered with rocks instead of bombs* Variks: What's this? A turtle, yeeeess? Will make a good addition to Prison of Elders! Baby Turtle Ghaul: F*** this s*** I'm out!! *Ghaul yells for his lowest ranked legionary to go full speed ahead, but the legionary was too dumb to know the difference between "Self destruct" and "Throttle"* [i][b]BOOM!![/b][/i] [i]Meanwhile, at the lighthouse...[/i] Random 8-year old: OH MAI GAHD I GAWT THE JADE RABBIT OH MAI GAHD OH MAI GAHD OH MAI GAHD!!! *Breathes heavily into mic while screaming* Hunter who carried him: Wanna send him to the tower? Titan who carried him: Yeah, it's being invaded right now, so quick, grab his ghost. Squeaker who is now at the tower: REEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR-*gets blown up by self destructing Cabal ship.* Titan: Do you hear that? Hunter: No, what is it? Titan: The lack of squealing. So aweso-*gets error code weasel* Hunter: No, no, no not the weasels!! Anything but the weasels!!! Nooooooooo- [b]The End[/b]