Top ten reasons not to eat your shoes. Because I care. They will run right through your digestive track. You could Fila little sick. You'll get the runs. The sick feeling will sneaker up on you til it boots you in the stomach causing you to up-chuck. Everyone will toe-tally think you are a heel when you post the pic on Instepgram. The guy who got famous from eating sandals will become your arch nemesis. You could contract foot in mouth disease. That's knot what they mean when they say tongue sandwich. You tried and failed before, if you try again, you're setting yourself up for de-feet. People will think you are evil for consuming soles.