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originally posted in:The New Dojo
6/11/2017 4:00:50 AM
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[b][i][u]I'm too lazy to title it.[/u][/i][/b]
[i]In the Dojo[/i]
Steven was walking around the dojo.
Suddenly, a dozen lennies appeared out of nowhere and attacked with AK-47s.
The kid dove for cover as bullets flew everywhere.
[spoiler]Open, I'm super bored so....... Yeah....[/spoiler]
English
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[b][i][u]*I'm too Grif to title it.[/u][/i][/b] Fixed.
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Garin watched from a balcony as he popped a chip into his mouth.
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[spoiler]I thought you were dojo banned, bruh.[/spoiler] The lennies began to toss molotovs at buildings.
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[spoiler]I am.[/spoiler] Garin still just watched, taking pleasure in the destruction of the Dojo.
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[spoiler]then how...?[/spoiler] The lennies vaporized as Steven waved at them.
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[spoiler]It doesn't mean I can't reply here.[/spoiler]
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Donald Trump flew into battle atop a giant bald eagle painted to look like the American Flag as the National Anthem blasted in the background, accompanied by red white and blue fireworks. He wield dual M16A1's, blasting the lennies to death. "LYIN' CROOKED HILLARY!"
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Steven watched and laughed, hard. "Awesome!"
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Trump discarded the M16's, pulling out dual M60's as a replacement. "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" He unleashed a bullet storm upon the lennies.
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The lennies were defeated. Steven fell on his back, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face.
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He dismounted his eagle who shot into the air, letting out a single, deafeningly patriotic "CAW!" Trump tossed away the M60's walking back to Trump Tower.
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Steven waved goodbye. He was oddly enough dressed as uncle Sam.
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From behind the kid came the sounds of gunfire, or rather, blaster fire, as energy rounds flew over his head and struck down two of the 12 LENNIES before him
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The lennies hurled a barage of molotovs back at the attacker, right over Steve's head. He laughed. "This is awesome!" "HUE HUE HUE! HUE HUE HUE!" Chanted the masked lennies.
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Considering they hadn't actually seen the attacker yet, the molotovs only hit the streets of the village. Two more blaster shots rang out, Taking down another two of the LENNIES
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Steven laughed harder, and was promptly shot. He toppled over.
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"Dumbass" The thick Russian accent of a man said as he clambered out the window of one of the buildings and ducked behind another building He peaked out, firing off several more shots only to miss most of them and only take down another two LENNIES
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Steve sat up, and promptly fried all thele nnies with a blast of light from his hand.
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The Russian man slowly stepped out of cover, looking at the smoldering remains of the LENNIES "Well...." The man said something in Russian, presumably a curse
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"Well... I haven't been shot in centuries..." Steve said, rubbing the bullet holes in his coat. "Ow."
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"Who... Are... You?" The man's thick and heavy Russian accent spoke a bit of broken English, trying to say it correctly
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"Name's Steven. You?" He replied, speaking flawless Russian.
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"Ah, you speak! I am Dmitri. I hope you don't mind me asking, What are you?" The man, Dmitri, asked in fluent Russian as well
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"Well, I'm... How do I explain this..." Steve tapped his chin. "I try to avoid the G-word, so I'll just say I'm a lot more than human." He grinned and tipped his dark green cap.
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"That much is obvious. You came back from the dead. From a shot that would kill most people..."
