Meanwhile, Oddish is sitting in the teacher's lounge, reading a paperback novel and sipping an industrial strength mocha. Enter Principal Deej.
ODDISH: "Hey, Deej. Have you seen Brave anywhere? We had a staff conference scheduled."
DEEJ: "Really? What about?"
ODDISH: "I wanted to debrief him on the Bannerfall incident. Also, one of my kids is starting to drop hints about wanting to move up."
DEEJ: "Gloria? She's not 11 already, is she?"
ODDISH: "No, she's got a while to go yet. But she's growing up fast. I remember when she first got her Ghost, and how look at her, dropping Nova Bombs like a pro. Anyway, is Brave about?"
DEEJ: "Well, uh... maybe you'd better watch the live feed from the Prison of Elders."
Mr. Oddish turns on the television, and watches in horror as Brave is forced to engage a gaggle of Hive without a gun or a Ghost.
ODDISH: "What the... what's that bonehead up to now?"
DEEJ: "I dunno. Apparently, he... ah, insulted the Queen. This was the consequences."
ODDISH: "Arghhh, that idiot. What was he thinking?"
DEEJ: "I don't know, but I do need to ask..."
ODDISH: "Yes, I can take both classes. Again. Have the secondary kinders report to my classroom."
DEEJ: "Thanks, Oddish."
He exits. Mr. Oddish watches him go, then allows himself the luxury of a heartfelt comment:
ODDISH: "*BLAM*ing Kinderguardian teacher!"
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Who's idea was it to let brave go out on his own I think you should take over braves duties as teacher and brave needs to get a good talking to by shaxx and zavala
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Me, alone with six kinderguardians and a seventh on the way? Do you not like me or something?
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Nope I just think you'll be able to handle it failing that give 1 of them to each of their vanguards will take it down to 3 or 4 when the 7th one shows up
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I shudder to think about how either Titan would handle Zavala. Dawn would be reduced to tears or a panic bubble, while Petra would try to get him to take her Titan skating, then throw one of her trademark tantrums if he said no.
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Ok I'll admit the Titans was a bad idea but what about the other 2
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The brothers would have a great time with Cayde. And Ventis would try to convert Gloria to Toland worship and get a serious arse chewing from Ok kora.
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Ok then ventis to ikora and any hunter but cayde then all you have to deal with is the Titans
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[quote]Meanwhile, Oddish is sitting in the teacher's lounge, reading a paperback novel and sipping an industrial strength mocha. Enter Principal Deej. ODDISH: "Hey, Deej. Have you seen Brave anywhere? We had a staff conference scheduled." DEEJ: "Really? What about?" ODDISH: "I wanted to debrief him on the Bannerfall incident. Also, one of my kids is starting to drop hints about wanting to move up." DEEJ: "Gloria? She's not 11 already, is she?" ODDISH: "No, she's got a while to go yet. But she's growing up fast. I remember when she first got her Ghost, and how look at her, dropping Nova Bombs like a pro. Anyway, is Brave about?" DEEJ: "Well, uh... maybe you'd better watch the live feed from the Prison of Elders." Mr. Oddish turns on the television, and watches in horror as Brave is forced to engage a gaggle of Hive without a gun or a Ghost. ODDISH: "What the... what's that bonehead up to now?" DEEJ: "I dunno. Apparently, he... ah, insulted the Queen. This was the consequences." ODDISH: "Arghhh, that idiot. What was he thinking?" DEEJ: "I don't know, but I do need to ask..." ODDISH: "Yes, I can take both classes. Again. Have the secondary kinders report to my classroom." DEEJ: "Thanks, Oddish." He exits. Mr. Oddish watches him go, then allows himself the luxury of a heartfelt comment: ODDISH: "*BLAM*ing Kinderguardian teacher!"[/quote] LOL!!!!!!11112
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I feel for you man i hope the 3 kinderguardians from BraveCole's class behave
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If Ventis says one word about Toland, I'm sticking him in time-out. That or sticking a fusion grenade to his stormballs.
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Why not give him to ikora she'll straighten him out or kill him
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I'm not his teacher anymore. BraveCole is.
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Ok put in a recommendation that ikora take over his training
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