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Are you me?
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Apparently only 50% you.
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It's nice to meet you half twin.
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There can only be one of you doc
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But which ones the real me?
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The other guy seems kind and helpful. You're definitely the real doc :3
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Are you saying I'm not kind and helpful, because you're right.
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Of course, I'm always right.
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But what about your lefts? Do they feel [i]left[/i] out.
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Never. They know their place. Who wants to be left, when you can be right, right?
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That's racist to your left hand and you need to apologize.
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Do I hell! Like YOU apologise to YOUR left hand for always using the right! Bet lefty would love some action.
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Lefty actually gets all the attention. You would know.
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Well then, you should apologise to the right and I need to get my eyes tested XD
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Eye as in singular? Lol. I never apologize. [spoiler]why do you like never text me[/spoiler]
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lol possibly. You should make an exception on this occasion. I mean, what if you injure your left and your right refuses to help out cuz you were mean hmm?? [spoiler]Back atcha[/spoiler]
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My hand needs to learn to suck it up. [spoiler]im the reason we can't have nice things, me texting first is a nice thing which we can't have. Therefore it falls to you.[/spoiler]
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That's......not how it works doc, c'mon you should know this stuff. [spoiler]You know I don't do nice[/spoiler]
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It is how it works. [spoiler]that makes two of us.[/spoiler]
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Oh dear smh [spoiler]Yes. Yes it does [/spoiler]
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Everything OK?
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Long story short, my friend has an abusive dad, and I can't do anything about it. Nor does she want me to.
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Abusive parents make me want to kill someone. Hopefully your friend can find a better environment, usually abusive parents don't change for the better.
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Yeah I plan on moving near her to rent a place with her in two years to get her out of the hostel environment.
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Good, you can't understand how helpful even the smallest hint of awareness can be to those people. Ever.