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3/1/2017 12:22:53 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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2 Replies[b] [/b]
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Why are people so concerned about a bird that can't fly walking across a road?
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1 ReplyWhy did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]it was stapled to the chicken[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ricochet 049: 3/1/2017 7:57:51 PMBecause of new food laws, KFC will have to raise its chickens on site where the customers pick which bird they want to eat. How ever do to unfortunate events, (fortunate for the chicken) this chicken escaped in a blaze of glory it pecked the eyes out of a manager. It made it's way out of the restaurant through the front door right when a customer opened it to enter. The foul has been named Lucy the fer, and is currently on a pecking spree. Lucy the fer causes traffic accidents by crossing roads making concerned drivers swerve and slam their brakes. When the vehicles stop, the feathered fiend strikes.
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Because chickens are retarded and have no sense of self preservation
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To get to the slaughterhouse
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I think the real question is why [i]didn't [/i]it?
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Because he can
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Because he thought a cop wasnt nearby, so he decided to j-walk, but little did he know that he would soon be caught by a cop who would send him to jail for commiting a devious crime against chicken-manity.[spoiler]Just turned a joke into a story with a sad ending.[/spoiler]
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In the woods....wait.
