I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet
{pops sunflower seed into mouth}
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Hey man you wanna hear a real conspiracy? [spoiler]HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE BACK OF A DOLLAR BILL... OOOOOON WEEEEEEEEED?[/spoiler]
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... *Steaming pink liquid spills out of ears*
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