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1/4/2017 4:49:11 PM
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I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years

It's not like I have [i]2020 vision[/i]

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  • Edited by ILikeTurtles: 1/5/2017 1:50:25 PM
    SpongeBob is excited because his brand new hero, Kenny the Cat, is coming to town. Kenny is a cat who can hold his breath underwater for a really long time. Mr. Krabs is excited about Kenny's visit to Bikini Bottom too, so he decides to have Kenny appear at the Krusty Krab and give him the manager's treatment. SpongeBob goes to Sandy's house and tells her the news about Kenny coming to town, but Sandy thinks Kenny is a fraud because no land mammal can hold their breath for an extended period of time. That night, SpongeBob and Patrick camp outside to see Kenny. They look at the stars shortly afterwards SpongeBob paints his and Patrick's face to look like Kenny. He shows Patrick other objects he brought along to idol his idol. Patrick then gets creeped out by the amount of idol worship and leaves. The next day, Kenny the Cat finally arrives and starts giving out autographs. SpongeBob asks Kenny to autograph his custom Kenny spatula. He then invites him to the Krusty Krab. Kenny arrives at the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives him free ketchup packets and an all-you-can-eat buffet in his honor. He begins to struggle, as he needs to take a breath. He draws a toilet and runs to the restroom. In the bathroom, Kenny takes an oxygen tank out from behind his back and uses it to breathe. SpongeBob sees this and realizes that Kenny is a fraud after all. Kenny begs SpongeBob not to reveal his secret because he just wants to be special and SpongeBob agrees. When everyone is admiring Kenny and basking in his glorious fame, Sandy shows up and asks him some questions to expose Kenny. After she started talking about what happens to mammals who go without air for a long time, Kenny gives in from pressure and takes out his oxygen tank and reveals himself. This causes everyone to turn against Kenny and Mr. Krabs takes back the ketchup packs. However, SpongeBob decides to help Kenny by giving him a suit and helmet. He decides that Kenny should become a famous cat who lives underwater (like Sandy does). Kenny thanks SpongeBob for helping him, but sadly Sandy arrives and launches Kenny back home to the surface. Sandy mentions that you can never trust a cat, but gets confused, saying, "Or is it a dog?" and the episode ends.

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    • Been waiting for a longtime to use that joke huh?

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      • Boss: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Still reading shit posts in offtopic

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      • This joke has been 2017 years in the making. Thank you earth and happy 2017th!

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      • [i] [/i]

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      • *facepalm*

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      • GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ...

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      • Bump

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      • I seriously need to uninstall this app.

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      • Where were you three years ago?

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      • lol

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      • Lol

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      • I do. Why in the fūck can't I see into the future?

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      • Fücking end yourself right NOW.

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        • It's actually 15/20 for best visual acuity.

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          • When people ask me that I just one word: dead. Then I walk away while they have a stunned look on their face

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            • Nice work lol

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            • Which museum did you raid for that joke?

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              • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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              • ....

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                • Edited by Britton: 1/4/2017 11:04:32 PM
                  Why do otters make good astronauts? [spoiler] because they live in otter space [/spoiler]

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                  • Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah, you wouldn't like it, it's too cheesy. [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]

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                  • Saw it coming from a mile away

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                  • Buh dum tis

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                  • stop

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                  • Edited by Nebulrike: 1/5/2017 3:00:19 AM
                    20/20

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