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12/22/2016 11:45:54 AM
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We know this is a fake because no one has ever survived Xylar
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No one survives unless youre smoggypluto
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Real smoggy maybe, but he's long gone all we got now is a fake who can't do anything but make shit posts.
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I have... Survived that is... Although I could not defeat him. Using my Warlock knowledge I challenged him to a duel of fate... [spoiler]I chose paper, he chose scissors. But thanks to my space magic I self rezed and stole the card from his pocket and floofed on out of there... He hunts me to this day... [/spoiler]
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I call shenanigans, where is my broom.
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True story. I have the Brand of Xylar on my left ass cheek to prove it... I hide it proudly... It has only been seen by the speaker... Which is now the reason he wears a mask. The sight of the brand made his eyes bleed light, his skin melted, so i put my pants on...
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*tackles sweeper bot* *steals broom* SHENANIGANS! *chases you off with broom*
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*pulls down pants to reveal a brand of Deejs face on my ass* Behold! The accursed mark of Xylar! The heat still resonates from his prod! Let it smite thee with the wrath of a thousand suns!
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Edited by SpakulatorX: 12/23/2016 12:20:10 PM*smashes with broom* *rub on tattoo comes off* SHENANIGANS
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*looks at butt* Its still there... Seriously Ive gone at this thing with an arc blade I stole from a hunter... Its not coming off until I bathe in Xylars blood... So pretty much its never coming off...
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Destroyers of Xylar did. As am I.
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No one mortal survives him. Stop acting like hot stuff.
