Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
And I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground's where I spent most my days
Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss, then gave me my ticket
Put my Walkman on and said, "Might as well kick it."
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice outta a champagne glass?
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like?
Hm... this might be alright.
But wait, I hear they're prissy, booze-wine all that
Is this the type of place to send this cool cat?
I don't know, we'll see when I get there
So the best be prepared
For the Prince of Bel Air!
(Well, um)
My plane landed and when I got out
A man lookin' like a cop stood with my name out.
I ain't tryin to be arrested yet, I just got here!
Ran at the speed of lightning - disappeared
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The listener plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say this cab was rare
But said, "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel Air!"
I showed up to the house, about 7 or 8
And yelled to the Cabbie, "Yo homes, smell you later!"
Looked at my castle, I was finally there
To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air![spoiler]I wrote that from my mind after memorizing the song [/spoiler]
English
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10/banana totes not copypasta
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It's not, I swear