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Edited by nomorbountisXP:
12/14/2016 4:27:23 PM
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Dear Golden Age Forklift Driver
It appears that you've left your forklift directly in the middle of the road, and in the way of my sparrow as it races around that corner.
I'm going to have the Traveler and my Ghost wake you so that you may relocate this ancient device that no one knows how to operate anymore. If you're already a guardian...[b][i][u]MOVE THE GODDAM FORKLIFT![/u][/i][/b]
Thank you Kindly,
Alien
*[i]His name was Errant Forklift. And he shall be remembered. [/i]
**Check this out. Something I found after a race. Could be a secret to some.
https://youtu.be/PLffgEWBdsc
***Lastly, Bungie...GG on this event. It exceeds my expectations. Which wasn't difficult, but still. I think I can speak for a majority that this is a quality event. Thank you.
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8 RepliesAnyone else really tired of skill based match marking in srl? Like I get on and just wanna get my class S liscense but can't because it's always like a photo finish because we're all less than one second between each other. I hate it, I just wanna race and not have to try hard af to get first
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2 RepliesAre people that bored with this game that people give the forklift this much attention? Get a damn life and get off your couch.
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Holy shit this isn't even funny..
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11 RepliesI'm not moving a damn thing.
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1 ReplyI never hit the forklift until I read these posts about the forklift. Now I can't seem to ever miss the thing.
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What's with all the complaining? When you take that corner, just don't hit the fecking thing. Simple.
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2 RepliesJust blow it up, yes?
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Can we just leave it at memes
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34 RepliesThe terrain is pretty rough, I'd have to say using my extensive experience as a front end loader operator of various sizes and tonnages that what occurred here is a case of an untrained or unacclimatized driver attempting to move the vehicle under extraordinary circumstances. Given the positioning it appears as though the driver, inexperienced with winter conditions, offroad conditions or both was attempting to move the forklift truck through a forested area with an unpaved road. Due to soil compaction, adverse precipitation et al. it is likely that in the process the powered equipment became bogged down, unable to overcome its own weight through motive force due to loose soil, mud or ice formed from friction of spinning tires too quickly and thus melting only to be flash frozen topsoil snow layers. Given the orientation and the dangerously raised forks, it is likely that someone more knowledgeable attempted to compensate for the poor orientation by shifting the center of balance or attempting to jar the vehicle from its ruts by rapidly shifting the forklift mast upwards and/or forwards. However, this process was clearly abandoned or interrupted by events unknowable and perhaps in haste the operators were forced to abandon it without taking the minimum amount of time necessary to observe proper safety protocols and lower the forks to rest slightly angled tips forward and down to rest on the ground. Alternatively an untrained amateur, in an attempt to startle a group of criminals with a very uncouth plan of carrying two concealed vigilantes in a crate while posing as an unassuming warehouse worker made several clear and obviously unfortunate blunders in attempting to deliver his comrades to the ambush point and was forced to improvise accordingly.
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4 Replies*Shaxx watching the forklift* "DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE DOWN! I CAN'T BIVLIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! SEVENTH. COLUMN! YOU CAN FIGHT BY MY SIDE... ANYTIME FORKLIFT!!!"
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On that particular level, they've thrown everything in front of you... I'm surprised there isn't a kitchen sink in there to stop you by the line.
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OSHA must be having a fit!
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2 Repliesthat's how we keep the fallen out of the city, a wall of forklifts
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Just be glad there are no traffic cones out there. They are deadlier than forklifts. Trust me, I have been there. https://youtu.be/n9eMmpJpqiE [spoiler]just an example video, but I died by Traffic cone at least a half a dozen times in H3[/spoiler]
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That forklift is tough By now it would have been destroyed by the many guardians hitting it
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wow real original, another trendy cliche forklift post. what, you didn't want to create a post using the word "voop?"
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As a forklift driver for a living it's about right on the parking hahahaha
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Maybe he is in a union and they are on strike.
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For an answer, refer to this post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/219543942?sort=0&page=0
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Edited by BKL ComicalRat0: 12/14/2016 11:11:06 PM🎵🎵🎵 OUR LIFT!! IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET! OUR LIFT! 🎵🎵🎵
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5 RepliesI always look at the left over stuff from the "Golden Age" and wonder why everything looks like it's from 1993.. Seriously look at the cars at the very beginning of the game! Like you would have thought by the time the Golden Age was at it's peak transportation(and fork lifts) would have changed somewhat.
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2 RepliesThat dude can eat a bag of dicks.
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I suggest writing a letter to every construction company in the world to ask that in the event of the apocalypse, they remove their equipment from any open spaces in completely random locations.
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1 ReplyI love that forklift. I hug it every time I see it.
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1 ReplyI SHALL NOT MOVE! I purchased this piece of land for this exact purpose, and I shall use it to it's fullest potential!
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We finally have a reason to go back to the vault of glass...to travel back in time to send a message: "no time to explain, but it is crucial to the future of our race that you move that forklift"
