Bumps

[spoiler] You're in Caboose Tower, There's no one around,  And your armor's low. Out of the corner of your ear you hear him,  Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. He's breaking the wall, About 2 blocks behind. Anus Destroyed! He gets out his drill and starts to swing at you. You're trying to run. Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. You're looking for your friend,  But you're all turned around. Juan's almost upon you now And you can see there's cum on his face!  My god, there's semen everywhere!  Running for your life. (From Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) He's chasing with a drill. (It's Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) Trying to use Explosives. Fallout map maker, Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. From -blam!- Penis Ass,  (Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) -blam!- for sport,  (Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) -blam!-ing all the bodies, Actual, Anus Lord, Juan the Destroyer Now it's dark and you seem to have lost Juan,  But you're stranded in the street. Stranded with Juan, Destroyer of Anuses,  You creep silently through the streets.. Oh -blam!-! In the distance,  A Brotherhood base, on -blam!- Penis Ass. Death!  You hear a shot fired, But the loot! AH! It's still in Caboose Tower!  Running back to there,  (Quickly, quickly.) Crouching toward the Tower,  (Quickly, quickly.) Now you're in the main hall,  Sitting inside, Juan, the Destroyer of Anuses. Jacking off to porn,  Souprise Buttsecks. (Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) He sees you, he charges,  (Juan, Destroyer of Anuses.) You frozen in fear. "Nerf Flaming Metal Axe," he says. Being murdered by Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. Running for your life from Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. Trapped the the corner by Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. He hits you in the face. Finally murdered by Juan, Destroyer of Anuses. [/spoiler]