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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/26/2016 8:29:05 PM
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"OH MY GOD. YES. FOR CHRISTS SAKE."
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[b]he seems shocked but quickly goes back to normal[/b] What do I want you to do? I want you to find my dog.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:35:40 PM"Find your...." [b]The deity rubs the bridge of his nose in disbelief.[/b] "[i]F[/i]uck me...okay. Fine. I'll get your damn dog. What does it look like?"
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It looks like a dog made out of bones you idiot! What else would it look like!?
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"I don't know. You look like a poodle kinda guy to me." [b]The fact was, the deity was throwing a thick blanket of sarcasm over his words.[/b]
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Nah, I don't like show dogs. I like German Shepards. Very useful. [b]he's just as sarcastic back[/b]
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"Great. Well, you can stay here and play with your bones while I go find your dog. Kay?"
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Yep. Btw, his name is "Jack". And he likes chicken.
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"Well I don't see any damn chickens here, you know, because it's a graveyard? Feel free to pull one out of your ass though."
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I don't have one. I'm a skeleton. But, I bet you got some stuff in yours. You probably don't even know everything up in there do you?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:51:07 PM"That's.... Really gross. You are...really weird. I'm leaving now. Fu[i]c[/i]king weirdo..." [b]The deity trekked out of the graveyard in the search of the dog.[/b]
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[b]it seems like the whole island is a graveyard...[/b] [b]you see dirt flying up behind a tombstone[/b]
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"Why is the dirt...flying?" [b]The deity looks at the bold.[/b] "Ohhhhh. Lying. Got it." [b]The deity kneels down by the dirt, pinching a little amount of it and smelling it. Trying to see if he smells any dog or bones across it.[/b]
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[b]dumb dumb[/b] [b]i don't misspell[/b] [b]the dirt was flying everywhere, as in being launched in the air, sent flying, etc...[/b] [b]Deity notices a dog made of bones digging it up, but before he can get closer, the dog barks at him and runs away[/b]
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"Well! Screw weird ways of forming sentences then! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" [b]The deity started to chase after the doggo.[/b]
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[b]it stops dead in it's tracks when he gets close, causing him to trip over it[/b] [b]it then keeps running and a hand pops out of the ground and grabs it[/b]
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"Well! That makes sense!" [b]Deity sprints towards the hound, and he already begins to slash at the hand as he gets close.[/b]
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[b]yeah it does[/b] [b]another hand comes through and grabs your foot[/b] [b]about 10 zombies crawl out of the ground[/b]
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"Shit!" [b]The deity yanks his foot out of the walkers grasp. Then quickly sends his blade towards the neck of the nearest zombie.[/b]
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[spoiler]never say Walker again or I'll make sure Deity doesn't make it out with all his fingers[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk jk, I can't do that[/spoiler] [b]it cuts off the zombies head and the dog runs to Deity, hiding behind his leg[/b] [b]one zombie starts running at you[/b]
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[b]The deity points the blade at the WALKER. [spoiler]Keep saying "you" and I'll keep saying walker.[/spoiler] He lets the walker run right into it, impaling it's skull.[/b]
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[b]3 more run at him[/b] [b]one behind, one in front, and one to his right[/b]
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The deity swung his blade out from the zombies skull, then swung his blade around in a 360 degree swing. Slashing through the skulls of the approaching zombies.
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[b]zombies just keep rising out of the ground and keep coming at you[/b] [b]they're easy to kill but are super annoying [/b]
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"Son of a....STOP. SERIOUSLY. COME ON."
