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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by BraveTheCoward:
10/10/2016 9:36:12 PM
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[b][i][u]Insert Unrelated Joke Here//1100//Dojo Gates[/u][/i][/b]
[b]The night was calm. A bright moon hung in the sky, the millions of stars glittering gently.
A slight breeze was blowing, ruffling the vegetation. Lights glittered up from below the mountain, the lives of everyday people coming to a close for that day.
A small new star twinkled to life in the sky. It burned red, but was just a pinpoint in the vast cosmos above.
But it started growing.
It was brighter now, you could actually see faint shadows on the ground.
People emerged from their homes as it brightened more, it's light bathing the land in red.
It was no longer a mere pinpoint. It glowed like a small sun, ominous and beautiful at the same time.
Then it broke atmosphere.
It was immediately clear it was no star, but some kind of laser beam.
It landed on the ground before the Dojo, pointed at an angle.
A bright bead of light slithered down it from far above, like a zip line.
It slammed into the ground, plowing forth into a small hill, burying itself partially.
The laser faded suddenly, only leaving the glowing crater, plunging the world back into the usual dark of night.
The ground hissed and cracked as it cooled from the impact, leaving only the mysterious vessel, all alone, half buried in a hill.[/b]
[spoiler]Open, intro.[/spoiler]
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[b]The cat-like figure approached the gate, itching her ear with her finger before yawning.[/b] "Yo, I'm here to get tested whatever that is."
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[b]A man clad in all black approaches the thing a MA Bob, throwing back his hood and revealing Royal.[/b] "Bout damn time."
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[b]A loud hiss is heard as the pod depressurizes, and is followed by a loud pop as the top of it comes off. A viscous clear fluid begins spilling out.[/b]
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"Better control this." [b]Royal raises a hand, and shadowy walls rise from the ground in a circle around the ship, keeping the liquid inside [/b]
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[b]Loud gurgling and coughing is heard inside, followed by a wet slap[/b] [i]"Holy crap... I forgot.. [b]COUGH COUGH HACK HACK[/b] How much... I hate... Pressurization fluid."[/i] [b]Loud sounds of metal scraping are heard[/b] [i]"AWW NO ITS IN MY HELMET NOW!"[/i] [b]Loud clanking and a few dull Thuds are heard.[/b] [i]"Hey, why's it so dark?"[/i]
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"You alright?"
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[i]"WHAT WHO WHY WHERE?"[/i] [b]A loud crash followed by a sloshing noise is heard[/b] [i]"-blam!- NOW IT'S EVERYWHERE!"[/i]
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"Nice job."
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[i]"I CANT SEE A DAMM THING AND I DIDN'T BRING A FLASHLIGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OUT OR DO I NEED TO DIG MY WAY OUT?!"[/i]
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"Hold up" [b]Royal mutters something and the ship lights up on the inside [/b]
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[i]"HOW THE HECK? THAT POD DOESN'T HAVE LIGHTS!"[/i] [b]Loud banging is heard[/b] [i]"Ok ok. Shadow sphere I see? Hmm... Class A light manipulation then. What other tricks? Let's see..."[/i] [b]What sounds like a jackhammer is heard, banging against the shadow sphere.[/b] [i]"Hmm. Light form manipulation? This might be a High Power we got here. I'd say a... Dark hardlight sphere? Those are hard to make."[/i] [b]Whirring and metal clanking is heard.[/b] [i]"Hmm. This is pretty impressive. Class A1 Photon manipulation?"[/i]
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"You want me to take it down? And you get out?"
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[i]"Yeah. Was that not implied? I really don't want to force my way out. I'm all tuckered out from the Ion Beam. So could you like, let me out?"[/i]
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[b]The shadows part, allowing a way out of the ship while keeping the liquid contained [/b] "There ya go!"
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[b]Something strange stumbles out.[/b] [b]It's in the vague shape of a humanoid figure, with some kind of flowing cloak around it, with a big dome on top But the thing is, it looks like it's distorting the light around it. It vaguely looks like what should he behind it, but it's blurred and twisted a bit. It bends over as if catching it's breath.[/b] [i]"Thanks."[/i]
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"You seem familiar. Have we met before?" [b]He recalled a traveling monkey thing that used to go around with a man named Management or Mange or somethin nerdy [/b]
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[i]"I've met a lot of people kid. More than I care to remember. Some I don't want to."[/i]
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"Kid? That's cute roboto."
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[i]"Please don't tell me you're one of THOSE guys. Also, how'd you know I was a robot kiddo?"[/i]
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"Magic Robo man. Magic."
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Edited by BraveTheCoward: 10/11/2016 12:55:07 AM[i]"I've seen a lot of people who claim to be magic. I've disproven every single one with science. Or at least my version of it."[/i]
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"That's why you were asking about the photon thing then."
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[i]"Yeah. Sure. Why not."[/i]
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"Is it something else?"
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[i]"Nah nah. It's not important. By the way, is this Delta 7-08924, Known by it's inhabitants as Vilmarvia?"[/i]
