NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Shit.. am I being offensive? Well -blam!- then. I won't -blam!-ing swear ever again. This shitty life deserves no -blam!-ing cussing. Right? -blam!-ing shit.

"A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"

-blam!-ing chill dude. It can't be that -blam!-ing bad. After all you're making more -blam!-ing family -blam!-ing friendly phrases. Am I -blam!-ing right? I -blam!-ing love this -blam!-ing shit and can't -blam!-ing live without it. -blam!- you and every -blam!-ing thing you stand for. If half your -blam!-ing vocabulary is -blam!-ing -blam!- and other -blam!-ing cuss words then you have -blam!-ing problems. How -blam!-ing ironic coming from me.

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo

BLASPHEMY! MY DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW SHALL PROTECT ME FROM THE -blam!-ING PHSYCO YOU ARE. MY DEATH IS DETERMINED BY FAITH, WHAT USE HAVE I OF FEAR? As I'm typing this lame ass reply I'm contacting ma boi Harambe who happens to be seeking out reve.... Wait.. it's you.. isn't it.. You are the prick who killed the gorilla. I should've known.. you are that zoo keeper.. Shame on you. You are a disgrace. Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is one less gorilla In Cincinnati Zoo.. Imma call ma boi Liam Neeson on you. It's Liam Neeson. No need for introductions.

You've activated my trap card [spoiler]I am Liam Neeson[/spoiler]

Liam Neeson isn't a sniper though.. what if.. wait.. Liam has 4 letters. 4 letters make the word duck. Ducks are birds. Eagles are also birds. USA associates itself with the bald eagle. USA has the Pentagon. The Pentagon is a shape. Triangles are also shapes. Doritos are triangles. Lays are not triangles, Cheetos too aren't triangles. I enjoy Cheetos. I enjoy Doritos. I enjoy Liam Neeson. I enjoy Taken. Oryx is TTK. TTK has a family, so does Mr Neeson. Liam Neeson stars in Taken... Liam Neeson is TTK confirmed.

Loominarty

Welp. This was fun. Now I gotta go to work. Thanks for this one moment in time, YOU PIECE OF -blam!-ING SHIT YOU SON OF A ***** FIGHT ME IRL!! YOU COWARD [i]Director: He's going off script! Executive: Get him off stage![/i] *gets sniped* Joking aside, have a nice day/night!