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Edited by Shaxxs_Lytie:
9/23/2016 4:09:01 PM
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Like if you can't wait for the new raid demands
Need 5 for raid later... must be 385 light and must have the black gjallarhorn and gold gjallarwing. Please send applications to me... i will consider after thorough character evaluation.
Ps... NO squeakers please!
Thanks guardians!!!
Edit: thanks for the hilarious posts guardians, almost time for the new raid. Get your final demands in now lol
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What I am going to ask is need 5 for fresh WoM MUST BE 370+know how to do all encounters or get kicked This is 100% serious aswell
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1 ReplyThis gets me every time. I just did the nightfall, let alone a 6 man raid that just came out. [spoiler]plus half those people that completed it are going to be complaining that RoI was too short[/spoiler]
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Must be LL 401
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1 ReplyMy team and I got to the final boss and nobody was higher than 360, it's not that bad
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Edited by medic: 9/24/2016 4:39:16 AMI need 5 for wrath of the machine Must be 386 light level, if not I give you a taste of Italy, must be a Titan. Period. No squeakers plzzzzzz! I'm 6 but my dad said my voice is reallllly low so he MUST be right... If u don't think so, you get a taste of Italy... Edit 1: hi Edit:2 hello Edit 3. Must have max year one ghally... Edit. 4. Taste of Italy....
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I need 5 for Wrath of teh Machine Must be 385 and have year 3 Icebreaker and know what they are doing. You must also have the siva cluster at the top of Felwinter's Peak. I will look up your grimoire to make sure.
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Need 5 level 32 w/ max gally for Crota CP.
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Must have a palpable pulse. No, not a pulse rifle. That's all I would require.
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3 RepliesI can't wait for tomorrow were people will ask for the raid emblem. Funnily enough half of them would not even had completed the raid.
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2 RepliesMountain SIVA fragment is a must too. Gotta know you're not going to take all freaking day on whatever jumping puzzle they give us this time.
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The ones I find most hilarious are the ones where the person clearly doesn't meet their own requirements. Joined a raid once where the requirements were must have completed oryx challenge and if titan have TOM. So not that ridiculous. They had never done it before and didn't have TOM but refused to go to a plate even though we had a 3rd titan who had it lol
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Must be 185 1.87 tall Sexually indentify as a apache heli Be Trump's daughter 5000+ minimum raid hours 1 death = 1 kick
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You need Black Hammer actually. hehehe
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1 ReplyOh my god, I saw a post on LFG already looking for people saying, "Need 370 Light guardians to complete WOTM, Must have Pre-Order Gjally and Sparrow, and Black Spindle, plus the Crota's End Emblem, will check for proof!" Like these -blam!-ing people.
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Must have Solo'd Oryx. No excuses!
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1 ReplyI remember when it used to be "I don't give a shit what you are, just bring a 365 Gjallarhorn"
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2 RepliesSorry, but no squeekers is required. Those people should be put in their own special version of the game where exotics drop on every character and Oryx gives out hugs.
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10 RepliesMy only raid demand is going to be "don't be a dick"
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1 ReplyLike if youre tired of seeing the same god damn posts about people bitching about raid posts.
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3 RepliesMust be 380+ with PlayStation Kinect mic... Must have max gally and icebreaker and supercell equipped it once... Must have 10 WotM hm completions...
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I used to put "must have year 2 Gjallarhorn" as a joke in my raid posts.
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3 RepliesLFG for New Raid Must have 23 VoG runs as Stormcaller before stormcaller was out 400 Ballerhorn No Land Beyond as secondary 250 Artifact (can't be higher than mine and that's what I got, sorry I have a life and have sex and can't play all day.) must be willing to buy me a pizza half ways through the raid Don't have to feed me the pizza but I need in writing that you would be OK with feeding me pizza. Must have at least half of year 4 book completed If you are hunter then you must be invisible all the time, if I see you then kicked All commands will come from me, you don't even shoot anything without me telling you to do it first No squeakers, also to follow this rule I won't be talking in chat since I squeak and don't want to hear myself (it's not because if my dad hears me then he'll take away my PS4 away again.) so I'll be giving commands from chat message. Don't message if you don't meet any of these requirements, I don't want to waste my time.
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1 ReplyIf you haven't done the raid before you can't join
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1 ReplyLFG posts on launch day be like Must have done raid before, must have Iron Ballerhorn, must be 401 light
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2 RepliesMust have peak siva fragment must have 400 raid completions (Kings fall) 500 raid k/d and 2.1 crucible k/d in trials Must have Thorn and exotic pulse rifle No hunters No titans No Warlocks Must have three siva cache keys Must be 370+ Must speak english Must have mic No squeakers Everyone welcome!
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1 ReplyMust know what you're doing. No noobs.
