Hey man this looks very similar to my HOW's poem 😉 Twas the night before house of wolves and it's getting chaotic. Everyone's impatient to get new exotics Xurned or earned I really dont give a blam My warlock will soon be wearing.... the helmet called Ram This really is destinys big joke. Cause everyone knows RNG is broke! Farming queens wrath bounties For a treasure chest key So far I have nothing My team mate has 3 The prison of elders is waiting to be played Its end game activity... but it isn't a raid How much butthurt did you really take? I didn't realise you were a special snowflake Apply some lube.... and get stuck in You will never have to bother with Crota again! Im geared up and ready to fight All I want is some etheric light The power on my gun is starting to linger I can not wait to ascend my fate-bringer It's so close and it is getting exciting To pop some heads and watch the firefly lightening Theres plenty of enemies we're going to face Dropping engrams all over the place The biggest problem will be lack of vault space. But before you know it... time will be spent and we'll all be crying for some new content As for me though, this isn't an issue If it applys to you, please take a tissue Then trade the game in.... because nobody will miss you! I do have a slight niggle with Osiris Trials Will bungie gift me a weapon if I say I have piles?? The fate of all fools is the gun I'am after But when I enter crucible I'm drowned out by laughter All I seem to do is just die When people blink around with the felwinters lie We all know the lie.... it's really a sniper 12yr olds with sugar rush acting all hyper Come the end of the game I'm still sat with a grin Atleast i know....... I'm not a virgin Despite your age, skills and the weapons you've gained Wether you have 3 characters... or just 1 that you mained Heavy breathers, munchers and squeekers... I'm not going to knock it Even the guy who pops his bubble when I'm firing a rocket Christmas noobs or players from the past Enjoy HOW.... it's going to be a blast! So lock and load guardians.... oil up that gun Scream, aim and fire.... this will be fun!!