Potatoes are the only food good baked, fried, grilled or boiled. They can be served sliced, diced, mashed, smashed or whole.
Plus they are fermented to make Vodka.
Potatoes for president 2016. Way better candidate than the giant douche or turd sandwich.
Merica -blam!- ya
English
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"Hey, member Chewbacca?" "Ooooooo, I member that!"
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This guy
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If a potato was president do you think we could still eat potatoes?
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Hmm that would be a precarious potato predicament wouldn't it?
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It would. But i'm still seriously considering giving Potato my vote.
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The one from Idaho ?
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Of course. The one from Idaho is so well rounded. Mash em, bake em, fry em or boil em. It would have to be good in office too.
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Edited by BIGwillestylz: 9/16/2016 9:57:43 PMYeah he could chip away at social issues in America. He has a ton of things to hash out first. Like, Foreign policy could be a problem. Except with Ireland they would love him. The French though would fry him. Maybe Merica does need someone thick skinned with a good eye to lay down some starch political guidelines.