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9/14/2016 11:06:30 PM
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He's going to chase me while I'm eating a banana and running.
I drop the banana peel and he slips on it. Quickly run towards him and kick him in the nuts. Take his gun and shoot him in the face. Unreal Tournament announcer pops up and says "headshot".
I grab a lighter and gasoline that was conveniently next to the hitman nd douse him with the stuff, light him up.
"Hitman, ha, more like deadman."
If the gun shot and flames didn't kill him, the cringe would have.
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That was only a clone! He comes down in a biplane and shoots your eyes out. (Because he's so good at his job) He's coming around for a second try what do you do? [spoiler]Your blinded btw[/spoiler] [spoiler]Spamming the forums since 2012[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tobito_TheGod: 9/15/2016 1:45:48 PMTell him "yo can you at least kill me up close so i can feel the blade near me", he complies as a last wish. Kick him so hard in the nuts thay his pitch changes from Batman deep to Alvin and the chipmunks squeak. Proceed to find the k-nife and stab him repeatedly. Take his super duper healing gel and regain my eyesight. Proceed to do what i did with the last body. Light a campfire just in case i need a respawn.
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Body blows up with a 1 mile radius...... [spoiler]Dead btw[/spoiler] [spoiler]Yes, you can win.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Spamming the forums since 2012[/spoiler]
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Black ops 1Flack jacket pro is on, I'm basically impervious to explosive damage. The room i was in also conveniently had an indestructible instant teleporter, with the destination being the college i go to, because convenience. I call a uber and light another bonfire just before. [spoiler]Mission accomplished[/spoiler]
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Did you..... Did you even read the rules!
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Rules are meant ro be broken, that and the instant teleporter still exist. He also used a strike from above with the eyes, so if he gets to cheat then i get to cheat!
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Edited by SpoopyWolf: 9/15/2016 2:42:28 PMAgent terminated 7 makes up the rules (Ones above) you follow them.
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*gets sniped by Cartis* That Deathstroke training has paid off
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I'm done
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:D flawless victory... FATALITY
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You cheated though. Your reported to the council of sins were you will be judged.
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*nukes the council* You mean those guys i nuked like 3 minutes ago? Yeah i kinda got rid of them and the guys trying to capture me. They were all like: "you, STOP," So I kinda shot them with agent 7s weapons. It was self defense since they pointed weapons at me.
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Then you fall dead on the ground. The goddess of sin has killed you. [spoiler]Spamming the forums since 2012[/spoiler]
