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You're jealous because I smell like fried chicken V_V
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No. No ones jealous of that... Please don't.
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I'll have you know that I smell heavenly.
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I doubt it ;)
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My chicken-scented pheromones attract all kinds of people.
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Gross.
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Try it. You won't be lonely anymore.
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There's very few people I want around me.
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With KFC's Crispy Sunscreen, you can change that!
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I don't wanna
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Your loss. *Sprays crispy sunscreen on self
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯